The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

[Gore-ac]

sullied her reputation by impregnating her

 

[Kor]

, which isn't canon. It wasn't depicted

 

[Disco]

on screen because Spock paid off

 

[Gore-ac]

the censors with a cheese log

 

[Disco]

but Saavik is demanding child support!"

 

[Gore-ac]

"For something that isn't canon? Outrageous!"

 

[Disco]

"If she can't prove it, don't

 

[Kor]

respond."
Saavik showed up, cradling a

 

[Disco]

carved pumpkin.

"Look at your child!"

 

[Gore-ac]

"Logic suggests that you're Batshit Crazy."

 

[Kor]

David Marcus retorted, "I'll vouch for

 

[Gore-ac]

that. She tried to convert me

 

[Disco]

and I almost did it to

 

[Kor]

satiate my desires for Saavik's shapely

 

[Disco]

ears."

"He's my boy!"

"He's smarter

 

[Gore-ac]

than me, I can't even complete

 

[Kor]

coherent.... waitaminute..."
Ilia arrived, assuaging his

 

[Disco]

calmness.

"Oh my!"

"Focus everyone, we

 

[Gore-ac]

have a mission to complete: Squeezing

 

[Kor]

out every last drop of my