The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

acted out great moments in Starfleet

 

history such as the time that

 

Kirk and two feline alien women

 

made peace with the Klingon Empire

 

by offering to share their secret

 

methods for making sweet, vigorous, passionate

 

love to cold emotionless robots. Meanwhile

 

Chekov was making Russian pancakes with

 

vodka and cheese. He claimed that

 

he was hearing voices, instructing him

 

to clean the ship. He therefore

 

obeyed them without question as he

 

used Janeway's toothbrush to thoroughly

 

scrub the spaghetti sauce off his

 

pair of meatballs which had inadvertently

 

become coated in Spock's famous

 

sauce, renowned throughout the galaxy as

 

the only way to marinate your

 

meatballs if you want them to

 

become an aphrodisiac and ooze