Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Kor, Apr 6, 2015.
for Spock's nonconsensual violation of her
ear with his wet finger. She
sent Admiral Cartwright some surveillance footage
of Spock dressed as a clown
and saying, “I’m soooo…drinky” after
consuming six rum truffles and a
litre and a half of Coke™
Cartwright was impressed and promoted Spock
to Admiral of the Fleet and
tasked him with designing a new
superweapon capable of completely destroying entire
an ant farm.
"This the greatest
story ever told, even better than
Ilia's lurid tell-all expose of Kirk's
secret origin story."
"What secret origin?!"
"By night he's a ruthless masked
vigilante with a penchant for buggery
of stuffed animals and a desire
to assault Klingon warriors with a
kisses and cuddles."
"Is this true?!"
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