The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

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    ear with his wet finger. She
     
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    of Spock dressed as a clown
     
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    Cartwright was impressed and promoted Spock
     
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    tasked him with designing a new
     
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    an ant farm.

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    Ilia's lurid tell-all expose of Kirk's
     
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    secret origin story."

    "What secret origin?!"
     
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    kisses and cuddles."

    "Is this true?!"