The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

and nothing else. "It's so cold

 

but I feel lovely and pretty

 

in my new role as Ambassador

 

of the no underwear society of

 

the United Federation of Sexual Deviants

 

, a part of Gene's vision that

 

one day, soon, man is going

 

to evolve into a society that

 

believes in full exercise of the

 

right of all to explore their

 

basest primitive instincts and desires, including

 

talking about their perversions every day

 

such as their bizarre predilection for

 

star trek. 'I have been and

 

always shall be an avid Trekster

 

." Suddenly, Worf arrested Picard for possession

 

of a Babylon 5 DVD boxset

 

which Picard had stolen from Checkov

 

along with his gun, but we'll

 

rub his head Benny Hill style