The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

experienced. He thought Kirk would immensely

 

forgive him, but he didn't because

 

spock arrived wearing only socks and

 

proceeded to tickle Scotty until he

 

vomited up his meal of boiled

 

potatoes and scotch. Kirk relished Scotty's

 

puke and licked it up off the

 

floor. Meanwhile Spock was dancing alone

 

in the captain's sonic shower where

 

he got his left foot wedged

 

in a ceiling light, because he

 

couldn't keep his revels confined to

 

the appropriate venue, which was his

 

grandma's back garden, which was delightfully

 

occupied by a sexual deviant named

 

timmy mallet. It was said timmy

 

knew the name of every episode

 

of sex and the city and

 

Star Trek.
"What the blazes is

 

this prick doing here?" enquired Granny