The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

Spock was using that substance for

 

to keep his hair shiny and

 

which suddenly became popular among youthful

 

human beans on the planet Bob

 

meatballs; the shiniest in the quadrant

 

besides the one located between Shinzon's

 

slippery noodles, which were renowned for

 

excretions when sufficiently stimulated by moist

 

viral particles from toxic human vapists

 

who had vaped one too many

 

times in Spock's face and got

 

avenge themselves for that time Spock

 

left a poo on the doorstep

 

he jizzed in his pants thrice

 

whenceforth the moderators categorically locked this

 

chastity belt that spock kept in

 

apothecary table which had been a

 

coffin for Spock's mum's dear old

 

to be played with by the

 

Teddy Touchers who lived next door