The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

versions of stories by Dahl's Chickens

 

." But Chekov and Sulu suddenly mutinied

 

Because they had been left out

 

of this story in favour of

 

a cameo appearance by Scotty's lost

 

left testicle which he last saw

 

in a packet of Peanut M&Ms

 

right before Chekov ate all the

 

chocolate covered nuts in the galaxy

 

Which earned him a bad stomachache

 

and a reputation for being a

 

greedy, conniving, no-good son of a

 

motherless goat with a penchant for

 

replacing V's with W's even though

 

that was illogical.
Kirk sentenced Chekov

 

to clean all the urinals using

 

the Shroud of Turin and a

 

bottle of Scotch, inwented by a

 

little old lady from Leningrad.

Meanwhile