The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

his second best pants that only

 

looked good from a distance. Bones

 

had been working on an insult

 

that would get Spock to punch

 

himself shamefully.
Suddenly, Picard's sheer hubris

 

caused him to lecture the cleaning

 

crew about the importance of using

 

the proper brush when cleaning the

 

holodecks, to scrub the unsanitary remnants

 

of previous escapades. Suddenly, some alien

 

bloke called pete pulled down his

 

trousers and exposed his five unusually

 

small little blue spots, caused by

 

prolonged exposure to a compound that

 

caused permanent shrinkage in the intimate

 

area that he liked to be

 

tucked between his legs, so he

 

drank a tall glass of cold

 

milk and thought about the time

 

when he met the star of