The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

the taste and destroyed the cheese

 

by ramming it far up McCoy's

 

sickbay sandwich dispenser. McCoy then took

 

54 gigalitres of synthetic mayonnaise and

 

teleported it straight to planet hollywood

 

so people would get unbearable stomach

 

cramps and delusions of grandeur before

 

being transported to the ER for

 

emergency enemas performed by the inimitable

 

soulless minions of orthodoxy dressed in

 

Troi's worn catsuits from season 1

 

Seven Cardassians then entered the room

 

and demanded to be granted enemas

 

, so McCoy and Chapel eagerly came

 

out of the lab where they

 

were playing a game that is

 

against Starfleet regulations because it involves

 

violating the sacrosanct prime directive by

 

interfering with the unnatural development of

 

of warts and zits. McCoy thought