The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

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54 gigalitres of synthetic mayonnaise and

 

[Swedish Borg]

so people would get unbearable stomach

 

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being transported to the ER for

 

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emergency enemas performed by the inimitable

 

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Troi's worn catsuits from season 1

 

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and demanded to be granted enemas

 

[Kor]

, so McCoy and Chapel eagerly came

 

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out of the lab where they

 

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were playing a game that is

 

[Kor]

against Starfleet regulations because it involves

 

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violating the sacrosanct prime directive by

 

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interfering with the unnatural development of

 

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of warts and zits. McCoy thought

 

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they were quite lovely but Chapel

 

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decided that she wouldn't stand for

 

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the Federation Anthem in protest of

 

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the bad hairdos that Starfleet made

 

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her wear, she didn't care about

 

[Kor]

her fancy doctorate degree. She desired

 

[dupersuper]

Mister Spocks oh so sweet Vulcan