The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

immediately felt better about himself. Kirk

 

couldn't get used to calling him

 

that, so he instead decided to

 

call him Number Two. He knew

 

that wouldn't tolerate that for long

 

so he hired Ilia to convince

 

Spock to stop being so antagonistic

 

to the midget working for Scotty

 

who often told Scotty that Spock

 

had molested him, which Scotty believed

 

to be the product of an

 

alternate timeline. But Spock proved him

 

using Vulcan logic that it wasn't

 

very likely that he'd done it

 

Scotty wasn't convinced though, which is

 

not surprising, he was more stubborn

 

than a mule with a bad

 

case of prolonged stiffness in his

 

neck because of how much he

 

had to bend over while molesting