The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

litigious, suing Chekov for a trillion

 

fertile tribbles with the lovely Ilia

 

was the kind of nonsensical poetry

 

that Chekov promoted as "art."
But

 

when he thought that no-one was

 

noticing, he nepotistically appointed his buddies

 

even the most incompetent ones that

 

had Pakled IQs, to prominent positions

 

This caused unprecedented chaos in all

 

departments. Chekov recused himself based on

 

his inability to put the "v"s

 

into the simplest of sentences which

 

had caused a diplomatic mishap when

 

Chekov inadvertently called someone an insulting

 

name and started a thirty year

 

trade dispute. He couldn't purchase his

 

erotic literature from Metebelis III so

 

he opted for a heist. He

 

was an avid vaping enthusiast with

 

a penchant for sticking his big