Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Kor, Apr 6, 2015.
galactic peace due to an incident
involving Kirk, the massager and two
aliens of indeterminate gender that Kirk
had gotten pregnant at a soiree
for Star-fleet's highest ranked sex pests
which was crashed by Klingons who
were also wanting Ginsu Vibra-magic(TM) massagers
the Klingons brought enormous quantities of
leather shoes, apparel, and lubricant
Spock immediately concluded that they were
there for the hors d'oeuvres
so he stuffed their mouths with
Vulcan cucumber sandwiches and bloodworm pies
while Chekov pointed and laughed at
the funny hats they were wearing
incorrectly. The Klingons forcefully involved Chekov
in a game of pin the
tail on the Russian donkey, as
they preferred it over Klingon rules
where you stick the targ in
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