The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

the excrement of the Romulan badger

 

that was hiding between Saavik's sizeable

 

bottles of highly caffeinated sugary soda

 

Chekov realized that he hadn't been

 

using correct punctuation when writing stories

 

about Vulcanian perverts and Romulan nymphos

 

so he flagellated himself within an

 

old, mushy noodle from the Klingon

 

Restaurant he'd visited on Delta Squelta

 

That's when everything went wrong. Kirk

 

broke his girdle exposing his swollen

 

abdomen due to beer abuse and

 

binge watching television programmes from the

 

2150s regarding decon gel usage for

 

arousing the demographic with the most

 

appetizing afternoon snack. Spock loved to

 

stuff that gel into his gaping

 

orifice, it had a laxative effect

 

that upset the cleaning crew that

 

worked on level 5 where the