The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

top of a billiard ball. Data

 

had developed a malfunction in his

 

lower region, near the device that

 

simulated human arousal, he was unable

 

to count and scratch at the

 

same time or achieve an erection

 

because Geordi had viciously defaced Data's

 

sexual-intercourse program by adding a

 

lackadaisical subroutine which made him a

 

toaster without crackos, IE the worst

 

choice to satisfy the Borg Queen's

 

lust for android erections so he

 

ambushed Lore to steal his personal

 

collection of secret recipes for android

 

shaped erotic cakes that were also

 

doubling as airbags, deemed defective by

 

the enormous size of their fluffy

 

, yet pricky, envelope. Data's mother told

 

the Borg Queen some embarrassing

 

stories about him; like the one