Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Kor, Apr 6, 2015.
he took it all and hid
in an ion pod and furiously
looked through the whole stash
with one hand while the other
was tapping his desk rhythmically to
the alluring sounds of Sir Mixalot
's "Baby Got Back", famous even then,
while eating baby back ribs with
the sauce from a geriatric Vulcans
barrel of fermented Vulcanian red onions
that someone'd taken a dump in
which is an efficient fertilizer as
Vulcanian excrement is extraordinarily rich in
potassium, useful for Kirk's sudden cramp
when he was running in the
Interplanetary Masturbation Marathon, he came first
thanks to his potent fist. Spock
wept and said, "I weep for
that poor computer that doesn't know
how many lives it ruined with
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