Discussion in 'Star Trek Movies I-X' started by Kor, Apr 6, 2015.
which doesn't explain how he contracted
the Venusian Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome
which makes your balls purple and
irresistibly appetizing to dogs.
had to be given away for
viciously biting into Riker's swollen, purple
flowers (he was a vegetarian dog).
Sadly Riker's beard fell out after
his girlfriend set it on fire
and Troi found out about her
when she talked to her hair
after being groped by Lt. Barclay
and Picard's dog groomer's brother
in an incident involving cream cheese
and safety pins. Picard knew that
his brother was a sex pest
so he arranged the anonymous arson
that took the lives of his
goldfish and Data's cat. Fortunately, Data
had backups. Spot #3 scratched Picard's
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