The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

to fix the beer tap,..

 

but it vigorously spurted all over

 

Cheers where it was being...

 

served with canapes by Ted Danson

 

Kirk was envying Danson's luxurious toupée

 

so he ran his fingers through

 

the slimy beer on the floor...

 

and gave Ted a disgusting wet-willie

 

when Guinan suddenly demanded the same

 

treatment, Jim recoiled in horror at

 

a sinister anomaly taking over the

 

eyebrows of the Star Fleet, Guinan

 

was deeply effected by its effects

 

as she didn't have any eyebrows

 

soon her eyebrows grew out of control..

 

until her face resembled Worf's personal

 

Targ that was on a chain

 

to stop it jizzing on everybody

 

So Worf took a knife and...

 

exclaimed, "Prepare for ramming speed!"
Wesley