The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

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    they were all uptight poo squeezers
     
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    Picard hated them for that but
     
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    he spilled Earl Grey on Beverly's
     
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    poodle that she got from Q
     
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    the poodle went apeshit and mauled
     
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    Data's cat, so Beverly said: "I
     
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    am so sorry Data, Captain Picard
     
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    will buy you a new one
     
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    "Far cough!" Captain Picard retorted indignantly
     
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    Beverly looked angrily at him and
     
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    said, "Your 'money doesn't exist' poppycock
     
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    ". That's when Picard got really upset
     
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    "Where's my head polish?!" he demanded
     
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    "Tomorrow is Easter!" he added peevishly.
     
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    "Cinco de Mayo is on Tuesday!"
     
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    Said Beverly mockingly, "And you are
     
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    required to mambo with the Ambassador
     
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    who's three feet high and to
     
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    give him an erotic buttock massage
     
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    to be done entirely with your