The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

involving yellow mustard and a big

 

blown up photograph of Bette Midler

 

smoking cancer sticks and drinking alcoholic

 

concoctions mixed with formaldehyde.
Crewman Dax

 

Knew better than to ask for

 

a pair of boots to wear

 

because Valeris would throw them into

 

the refuse collector and then claim

 

that he farted during her scene

 

.
"Four hundred years ago on the

 

verge of the civil war, people

 

flung their wooden shoes, called 'sabots'

 

and their funny hats with rabbit

 

, hence the word 'sabotage.'"
"That doesn't

 

make sense." said Chekov who was

 

concentrating intensely on Valeris' lovely pair

 

of round, shapely, soft and squishy

 

and remembered that he had left

 

his detachable penis in the arboretum

 

next to a box of long