The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

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  1. Discofan

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    aspiring to humanhood and thought that
     
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    being human was the shit so
     
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    hard that it needed laxatives to
     
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    achieve consciousness itself. Spock disagreed and
     
  5. Discofan

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    started a two-hour lecture on how
     
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    humans are dumb and he isn't
     
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    going to shut up about it
     
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    unfortunately no-one was paying any attention
     
  9. Discofan

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    and he ended up talking to
     
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    a tree in the arboretum, which
     
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    sprouted fruit laced with fleshy LDS
     
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    who suddenly climbed off, preaching about
     
  13. Discofan

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    world peace and muscle development. Spock
     
  14. Kor

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    crushed the fruits into Koolaid, which
     
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    he then threw across the room
     
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    "Jeez Spock, chill out mang." observed
     
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    Chekov, tired of his Russian accent
     
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    Spock continued to rage against the
     
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    machine, opining, "V'Ger is a child."
     
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    "In a pig's eye," said McCoy