The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

and was better at it than

 

the original Captain Kirk, unfortunately for

 

Chekov who happened to be nearby

 

he was often the target of

 

hurtful things, like electric discharges or

 

flying ass chops to his face

 

which were extremely painful when done

 

with an ass the size of

 

play chess but hates to lose

 

so he cheats using the Vulcan

 

mind meld to influence his opponents

 

choices, he also cheats at Scrabble

 

by replacing some letters by ideograms

 

which as you know is completely

 

forbidden by the galactic rules of

 

Fizzbin.
Spock quit playing Vulcan lutes

 

beacause he was rubbish at it

 

and two crewmen killed themselves already

 

to avoid arrest for their attempts