The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

wasn't fair, but Kirk hated losing

 

so much that he was willing

 

to alienate the entire galaxy to

 

win at Fizzbin. Uhura decided to

 

kick him in the nuts to

 

the detriment of Jim's tiny testicles

 

He called McCoy to his rescue

 

but McCoy couldn't detect Kirk's minuscule

 

viridium patch and therefore was unable

 

to treat his badly bruised nadgers

 

which means that Kirk had to

 

suffer in silence just like the

 

man he beat to unconsciousness the

 

day before when he refused to

 

accept his blatant cheating at Fizzbin

 

and that made Kirk crazy with

 

jealousy because he otherwise would win.

 

Kirk had once played with Spock

 

but he was exacerbated by the rules

 

that Spock imposed such as never