The amazing Trek movie-era six-word story

nose against a scarf made of

 

Tholian silk that was supposedly soft

 

as the buttocks of a newborn

 

porcupine and yet wasn't soft enough

 

to blow his nose on without

 

getting a piercing or two. That

 

didn't dissuade him from using it

 

but it slowed him down a

 

bit when he was having a

 

cup of Klingon coffee with croissants

 

which were made from the blood

 

of obese humans from the planet

 

Fatbody, in the Lardbutt sector of

 

the Orson Welles Quadrant where the

 

meatballs were plump and brimming with

 

the flesh of transdimensional beings from

 

the imaginations of Brannon Braga and

 

JJ Abrams that no one thought

 

tasted very good but they still

 

needed piquant sauce to enhance the