This is the first in my new little series entitled 'The Adventures of the Rhapsody Rabbit Gavilán'. A story inspired by and based in the Shared Universe Project.
The first story is entitled: 'A Preposterous Prospector' is presented now for your reading pleasure - or so one hopes. ;D
Light, harmless fun and adventure as a motley - might we even say eccentric - crew go about doing their business [all perfectly legitimate of course!] on the edges of the frontiers and find troubles aplenty along their way.
8) 
Hope it gets a few readers and raises a chuckle or two in the process.
Thanks,
MF
There are many dives and rotten dens of iniquity to be found throughout the Alpha and Beta Quadrants. Many worse than the bar in which this scene played out for sure; but certainly there were many, many better establishments to find oneself. However, when doing business with undesirables it was oft the case that one had to accustom themselves to the grimier corners of the universe.
When searching for an escape from the inner worlds of the Federation one definitely had to accustom themselves to the dirtier, meaner, grimier corners of the universe Dale Garrow thought sourly to himself as he took in his surrounds.
The setting was a dark and dusty bar on the desert planet Virumous. Quartered away on the edges of Federation, Klingon and Cardassian space it was a nowhere dust bowl, just beyond the laws of the major powers it found itself on the borders of. Even during the course of the Dominion War it had been largely bypassed. Not for it the calamity of conquest and feverish battles contesting its ownership. No it merely served as a signpost for the greater machinations of the war efforts and that suited the ignorant and mostly deprived populace of Virumous. It suited even more the shady characters and daring entrepreneurs who conducted profitable business there.
Of course, such a place had little cause for law and order, or perhaps more accurately, such a place had a great need for law and order but no one was brave or foolish enough to be the one to provide that law and order. But when it came to dispensing justice most residents of the planet, visiting or by accident of birth, took matters into their own hands. The only thing that stayed a killing blow was the possibility to making back the money taken from you or acting on pride. Dale Garrow at this moment in time had neither money nor pride. He rifled in his dust filled pockets to find one of his last lousy credits.
He gripped the strip between dirty thumb and forefinger and held it before him at the bar. He rubbed the scraggly beard of his cheeks as he contemplated his next move. The bar keep, a sweating hulk of a Ferengi waddled over to him at once. In his grating solicitous tones that held no genuine warmth, the Ferengi enquired, "What can I get you?"
Dale didn't catch himself as he blurted out, "How's about a ticket out of here?"
"Har! You Hew-mans are so humorous. Do you think you can buy your way off world with that? You'll be lucky for a tankard or two of ale and a crumb to eat. Ha, ha!" The Ferengi noticed the worry Dale felt at his predicament made vocal. Dale was at the end of his credit line on an unknown, back water world with dangerous thugs and criminals around every other corner potentially. Not for the first time, Dale was beginning to realise he had forsaken the security and shelter offered by Starfleet and in general by the Federation. No wonder so many of these border worlds were called ‘no man's country'.
He sighed heavily and wearily but realised how vulnerable it was to expose such a weakness in front of someone like this Ferengi. He saw a few eyes and antennae in the dingy bar turn in his direction as if sensing easy pickings.
"Well then," he declared setting the credit strip on the counter with mock joviality. "It had better be a tankard of your finest ale then!" He slapped the leather chaps of his leg and dusted his pants down as the Ferengi quickly snatched the strip away and went to get Dale his drink.
Dale turned on his barstool and took in the various patrons of the bar making sure to greet them all with a friendly confident smile he did not feel. It was a futile effort to show he belonged here. Firstly, no-one tended to smile on Virumous - unless they were leaving it. Secondly, his smile revealed perfect pearly white teeth. The patrons quickly identified him as an outsider - someone from the Federation who had took a bad turn, that or a lame excuse for a Starfleet Intelligence agent trying to gain information. Regardless, the smile marked Dale Garrow as a victim in waiting.
All of this however Dale was oblivious to as he nodded his head like a pathetic little puppy at the other drinkers. He propped his elbows behind him on the bar counter and continued grinning like a fool. When he looked at the far end of the bar he noticed another human. She sat with her back to the door and him and Dale had just decided to take his drink over to this mysterious woman and strike up a conversation when the door to the bar was suddenly kicked aside.
"You!" Boomed the voice of a large Klingon as it stormed into the bar accompanied by a duo of Klingon henchmen. The Klingon's gnarled hand pointed directly at the figure of the woman seated in the far dark corner.
Dale shifted uneasily with the sudden air of violence and tried to hide the large gulp in his throat. The bar immediately fell silent at their menacing entrance. The bar patrons turned in their seats to a one to look at them - either in fear, suspicion or wary of an attack. All save one patron. One patron seated alone at a table at the far end of the bar room. It was to this woman the Klingons approached.
"You will pay dearly for your thievery." The bulky lead Klingon growled lowly, the threatening rumble a weapon in itself reducing many an opponent to a quaking mess. The other customers in the bar were clearly anxious as to looming violence and the threat promised by the growl as they retreated further into their dark corners. Dale Garrow perched on his barstool had no such luxury. His elbows slipped off the bar counter and he tried his best to act sangfroid and casual in front of the Klingon party. He however was failing miserably at that except for the fact the Klingons were focused on the lone figure of the woman.
The woman before the Klingon was not such an opponent. The woman before the Klingon was never so easily intimidated. Instead, remaining with her back to the Klingon, she finished applying her nail varnish, a garish but striking cheetah print to match the fur trim and lining of her short white tan leather bomber jacket.
She waggled her fingers in the air and then bringing them close to her lips blew on them, a small gentle, nay even seductive blow, to dry the varnish. Her booted feet, leather riding boots over tan khakis, rested on the table crossed over. She shifted her boots only as she reached out for the umbrella strewn multicoloured swirling large cocktail with her manicured hand. She brought the drink to her lips casually. Even with her face in shadow it seemed evident that she was grinning, nay preening, at the attention she garnered. And as the cocktail glass was set back down on the table after a long little sip, savouring the taste, it was evident that the woman wore an equally striking and outrageous shade of lipstick as it coated the rim of the glass.
"Oh Klomp!" Her voice was light and cheeky, having a whimsical lilt to it and completely unaffected by the domineering presence of the brutish Klingon towering over her. She gave a trifle little laugh that was more of a giggling chuckle. She remained seated and had yet to turn and face the Klingon. "I had rather hoped we could have been friends."
By the very nature of calling her Klomp she had only served to raise his ire further. The Klingon, whose actual name was Quophfla, pounded his fist on the bar table before hers smashing it with brute force. Dale like the others in the bar jumped for height at the sudden act of violence. Unlike the others in the bar he was perched on a stool and so slipped off it and hit the stained floor. He hopped back up onto the stool pretending like nothing had happened.
The woman turned slightly, her face now partly seen in the dim light of the dank bar in which she was drinking. A thin eyebrow arched ever so slightly as her green eye took in the debris of the former bar table before looking up at the Klingon. Her look then wandered towards the bar keep, the spineless fat Ferengi too scared to even complain about the damages his bar was incurring. Next her look fell upon Dale and gave him a close look and suppressed a little smile at his bumbling.
"I said, you owe me." The Klingon crunched the debris of the table with his heavy boot. The woman sighed. Then ... she took another drink. Again, a long savouring sip of the cocktail. The moment seemed to stretch for an eternity and Dale held his breath with the rest of the bar. She set her cocktail down and then one boot at a time on the floor. She eventually stood.
She was not a tall woman but she stood just as the midday's sun cast a strong ray of light which spilled through the back window marred with decades of dirt and grime. But it all had the effect of bathing the woman in a dusky orange hue. Outlined in the spilling light, the leather clad leg and boot propped itself on a short bar stool. The silhouette showed a figure that was strong and toned. At the fulsome hips, a pair of holstered Andorian Magnum pistols hung, unclipped. At her shoulders the fur trimmed leather jacket with its outrageous animal print did little to distract from the effusive head of tightly curled hair that played free and flowing.
She stood proudly with her hands on her hips and with an allure that drew all eyes towards her. And yes, indeed, her lips were indeed a most striking and garish shade of orange but paled by the predatory yet spritely smile that crossed her face.
"For the record Klomp, it wasn't thievery; it was just better negotiation skills. I have them and you," she chuckled lightly and in a little sing song voice retorted, "sorely don't."
"That was my deal this morning. Now I discover that you have stolen it from me!"
"Ah ah ah." She wagged a correcting finger at him. "Negotiated. Stealing is such a tawdry term. Do I look like a thief?" The woman positively preened as she posed in front of the captivated bar room.
After a moment of fascination the Klingon came to. "I will gut you for a thief!" He threatened as he pulled out his Klingon blade and brandished the weapon at her. The woman was still unfazed by the brute. Dale's eyes bulged as he took in the blade right before him. He gulped once more.
Instead the woman coolly commanded the Klingon. "Hush now." She tapped her left pistol with a finger indicating how she was willing to respond in kind to any act of violence on his part.
"I will gut you and enjoy it. First, I will have the pleasure of knowing your name so that I can sing a song over your dead body."
She smiled in return to that comment seeming to revel in the threat. "My name? You want to know my name? Gladly. I'm just disappointed that you did not know it already." She stepped into the light to introduce herself. "I am Captain Tabatha (don't call me Tabby) Katherine Chase, of the Corellia class Medium Endurance Freighter Rhapsody Rabbit Gavilán. Record holder of the Kessel Run. Pilot extraordinaire. The sole owner of ‘Chase Haulage and Astral Shuttle Enterprises' - putting the zing into cargo distributzing. Honorific Queen of the Nabooshka septs and certified professor of antiquities from the Galen Institute. One part owner of the steed Icarus' Wrath which incidentally was the Gold Cup winner last year. Duchess of the asteroid moon Zepta pi 561 in the Contar system and Rear of the Year winner 2359, Rigellia Prime. But you can call me Tabatha." She gave a light giggle to round off her introduction.
"Really, I'm quite surprised that you haven't heard of me." She indicated herself with a feigned disappointment. "How and ever, it is most pleasing to make your acquaintance but I bet not half as pleasing as it is for you to make mine."
"Not as pleased as I will be when I spill your stomach contents ...," the Klingon paused to add in a mocking tone, "your ... majesty."
Dale Garrow was suddenly brought back to the danger of the scene after the introduction of the woman who called herself Tabatha. In a moment of chivalry and bravery, or perhaps foolishness and recklessness, Dale jumped to his feet between Tabatha and the Klingon. "Hey, pick on someone your own size mister! Leave the lady alone!"
The Klingon turned his gaze upon the pathetic posturing of Dale and sneered dismissively. "Who do you suggest is my size? Certainly not you."
"I may be a queen a professor and a duchess, and a rear of the year winner, young man but I never said anything about being a lady! Ha, ha!" She winked at Dale and smiled the biggest winning smile that made Dale want to melt into her arms.
The Klingon growled again demanding attention and compensation. "Prepare to die. You can join her if you choose."
"Well my nails are done. I guess I am as prepared as girl can be. The question is ..." she lowered her voice, which had the effect of raising the hairs on Dale's neck, "whether you are prepared."
The first story is entitled: 'A Preposterous Prospector' is presented now for your reading pleasure - or so one hopes. ;D
Light, harmless fun and adventure as a motley - might we even say eccentric - crew go about doing their business [all perfectly legitimate of course!] on the edges of the frontiers and find troubles aplenty along their way.


Hope it gets a few readers and raises a chuckle or two in the process.
Thanks,
MF
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The Adventures
of the
Rhapsody Rabbit Gavilán
1.01 - A Preposterous Prospector
of the
Rhapsody Rabbit Gavilán
1.01 - A Preposterous Prospector
* * *
There are many dives and rotten dens of iniquity to be found throughout the Alpha and Beta Quadrants. Many worse than the bar in which this scene played out for sure; but certainly there were many, many better establishments to find oneself. However, when doing business with undesirables it was oft the case that one had to accustom themselves to the grimier corners of the universe.
When searching for an escape from the inner worlds of the Federation one definitely had to accustom themselves to the dirtier, meaner, grimier corners of the universe Dale Garrow thought sourly to himself as he took in his surrounds.
The setting was a dark and dusty bar on the desert planet Virumous. Quartered away on the edges of Federation, Klingon and Cardassian space it was a nowhere dust bowl, just beyond the laws of the major powers it found itself on the borders of. Even during the course of the Dominion War it had been largely bypassed. Not for it the calamity of conquest and feverish battles contesting its ownership. No it merely served as a signpost for the greater machinations of the war efforts and that suited the ignorant and mostly deprived populace of Virumous. It suited even more the shady characters and daring entrepreneurs who conducted profitable business there.
Of course, such a place had little cause for law and order, or perhaps more accurately, such a place had a great need for law and order but no one was brave or foolish enough to be the one to provide that law and order. But when it came to dispensing justice most residents of the planet, visiting or by accident of birth, took matters into their own hands. The only thing that stayed a killing blow was the possibility to making back the money taken from you or acting on pride. Dale Garrow at this moment in time had neither money nor pride. He rifled in his dust filled pockets to find one of his last lousy credits.
He gripped the strip between dirty thumb and forefinger and held it before him at the bar. He rubbed the scraggly beard of his cheeks as he contemplated his next move. The bar keep, a sweating hulk of a Ferengi waddled over to him at once. In his grating solicitous tones that held no genuine warmth, the Ferengi enquired, "What can I get you?"
Dale didn't catch himself as he blurted out, "How's about a ticket out of here?"
"Har! You Hew-mans are so humorous. Do you think you can buy your way off world with that? You'll be lucky for a tankard or two of ale and a crumb to eat. Ha, ha!" The Ferengi noticed the worry Dale felt at his predicament made vocal. Dale was at the end of his credit line on an unknown, back water world with dangerous thugs and criminals around every other corner potentially. Not for the first time, Dale was beginning to realise he had forsaken the security and shelter offered by Starfleet and in general by the Federation. No wonder so many of these border worlds were called ‘no man's country'.
He sighed heavily and wearily but realised how vulnerable it was to expose such a weakness in front of someone like this Ferengi. He saw a few eyes and antennae in the dingy bar turn in his direction as if sensing easy pickings.
"Well then," he declared setting the credit strip on the counter with mock joviality. "It had better be a tankard of your finest ale then!" He slapped the leather chaps of his leg and dusted his pants down as the Ferengi quickly snatched the strip away and went to get Dale his drink.
Dale turned on his barstool and took in the various patrons of the bar making sure to greet them all with a friendly confident smile he did not feel. It was a futile effort to show he belonged here. Firstly, no-one tended to smile on Virumous - unless they were leaving it. Secondly, his smile revealed perfect pearly white teeth. The patrons quickly identified him as an outsider - someone from the Federation who had took a bad turn, that or a lame excuse for a Starfleet Intelligence agent trying to gain information. Regardless, the smile marked Dale Garrow as a victim in waiting.
All of this however Dale was oblivious to as he nodded his head like a pathetic little puppy at the other drinkers. He propped his elbows behind him on the bar counter and continued grinning like a fool. When he looked at the far end of the bar he noticed another human. She sat with her back to the door and him and Dale had just decided to take his drink over to this mysterious woman and strike up a conversation when the door to the bar was suddenly kicked aside.
"You!" Boomed the voice of a large Klingon as it stormed into the bar accompanied by a duo of Klingon henchmen. The Klingon's gnarled hand pointed directly at the figure of the woman seated in the far dark corner.
Dale shifted uneasily with the sudden air of violence and tried to hide the large gulp in his throat. The bar immediately fell silent at their menacing entrance. The bar patrons turned in their seats to a one to look at them - either in fear, suspicion or wary of an attack. All save one patron. One patron seated alone at a table at the far end of the bar room. It was to this woman the Klingons approached.
"You will pay dearly for your thievery." The bulky lead Klingon growled lowly, the threatening rumble a weapon in itself reducing many an opponent to a quaking mess. The other customers in the bar were clearly anxious as to looming violence and the threat promised by the growl as they retreated further into their dark corners. Dale Garrow perched on his barstool had no such luxury. His elbows slipped off the bar counter and he tried his best to act sangfroid and casual in front of the Klingon party. He however was failing miserably at that except for the fact the Klingons were focused on the lone figure of the woman.
The woman before the Klingon was not such an opponent. The woman before the Klingon was never so easily intimidated. Instead, remaining with her back to the Klingon, she finished applying her nail varnish, a garish but striking cheetah print to match the fur trim and lining of her short white tan leather bomber jacket.
She waggled her fingers in the air and then bringing them close to her lips blew on them, a small gentle, nay even seductive blow, to dry the varnish. Her booted feet, leather riding boots over tan khakis, rested on the table crossed over. She shifted her boots only as she reached out for the umbrella strewn multicoloured swirling large cocktail with her manicured hand. She brought the drink to her lips casually. Even with her face in shadow it seemed evident that she was grinning, nay preening, at the attention she garnered. And as the cocktail glass was set back down on the table after a long little sip, savouring the taste, it was evident that the woman wore an equally striking and outrageous shade of lipstick as it coated the rim of the glass.
"Oh Klomp!" Her voice was light and cheeky, having a whimsical lilt to it and completely unaffected by the domineering presence of the brutish Klingon towering over her. She gave a trifle little laugh that was more of a giggling chuckle. She remained seated and had yet to turn and face the Klingon. "I had rather hoped we could have been friends."
By the very nature of calling her Klomp she had only served to raise his ire further. The Klingon, whose actual name was Quophfla, pounded his fist on the bar table before hers smashing it with brute force. Dale like the others in the bar jumped for height at the sudden act of violence. Unlike the others in the bar he was perched on a stool and so slipped off it and hit the stained floor. He hopped back up onto the stool pretending like nothing had happened.
The woman turned slightly, her face now partly seen in the dim light of the dank bar in which she was drinking. A thin eyebrow arched ever so slightly as her green eye took in the debris of the former bar table before looking up at the Klingon. Her look then wandered towards the bar keep, the spineless fat Ferengi too scared to even complain about the damages his bar was incurring. Next her look fell upon Dale and gave him a close look and suppressed a little smile at his bumbling.
"I said, you owe me." The Klingon crunched the debris of the table with his heavy boot. The woman sighed. Then ... she took another drink. Again, a long savouring sip of the cocktail. The moment seemed to stretch for an eternity and Dale held his breath with the rest of the bar. She set her cocktail down and then one boot at a time on the floor. She eventually stood.
She was not a tall woman but she stood just as the midday's sun cast a strong ray of light which spilled through the back window marred with decades of dirt and grime. But it all had the effect of bathing the woman in a dusky orange hue. Outlined in the spilling light, the leather clad leg and boot propped itself on a short bar stool. The silhouette showed a figure that was strong and toned. At the fulsome hips, a pair of holstered Andorian Magnum pistols hung, unclipped. At her shoulders the fur trimmed leather jacket with its outrageous animal print did little to distract from the effusive head of tightly curled hair that played free and flowing.
She stood proudly with her hands on her hips and with an allure that drew all eyes towards her. And yes, indeed, her lips were indeed a most striking and garish shade of orange but paled by the predatory yet spritely smile that crossed her face.
"For the record Klomp, it wasn't thievery; it was just better negotiation skills. I have them and you," she chuckled lightly and in a little sing song voice retorted, "sorely don't."
"That was my deal this morning. Now I discover that you have stolen it from me!"
"Ah ah ah." She wagged a correcting finger at him. "Negotiated. Stealing is such a tawdry term. Do I look like a thief?" The woman positively preened as she posed in front of the captivated bar room.
After a moment of fascination the Klingon came to. "I will gut you for a thief!" He threatened as he pulled out his Klingon blade and brandished the weapon at her. The woman was still unfazed by the brute. Dale's eyes bulged as he took in the blade right before him. He gulped once more.
Instead the woman coolly commanded the Klingon. "Hush now." She tapped her left pistol with a finger indicating how she was willing to respond in kind to any act of violence on his part.
"I will gut you and enjoy it. First, I will have the pleasure of knowing your name so that I can sing a song over your dead body."
She smiled in return to that comment seeming to revel in the threat. "My name? You want to know my name? Gladly. I'm just disappointed that you did not know it already." She stepped into the light to introduce herself. "I am Captain Tabatha (don't call me Tabby) Katherine Chase, of the Corellia class Medium Endurance Freighter Rhapsody Rabbit Gavilán. Record holder of the Kessel Run. Pilot extraordinaire. The sole owner of ‘Chase Haulage and Astral Shuttle Enterprises' - putting the zing into cargo distributzing. Honorific Queen of the Nabooshka septs and certified professor of antiquities from the Galen Institute. One part owner of the steed Icarus' Wrath which incidentally was the Gold Cup winner last year. Duchess of the asteroid moon Zepta pi 561 in the Contar system and Rear of the Year winner 2359, Rigellia Prime. But you can call me Tabatha." She gave a light giggle to round off her introduction.
"Really, I'm quite surprised that you haven't heard of me." She indicated herself with a feigned disappointment. "How and ever, it is most pleasing to make your acquaintance but I bet not half as pleasing as it is for you to make mine."
"Not as pleased as I will be when I spill your stomach contents ...," the Klingon paused to add in a mocking tone, "your ... majesty."
Dale Garrow was suddenly brought back to the danger of the scene after the introduction of the woman who called herself Tabatha. In a moment of chivalry and bravery, or perhaps foolishness and recklessness, Dale jumped to his feet between Tabatha and the Klingon. "Hey, pick on someone your own size mister! Leave the lady alone!"
The Klingon turned his gaze upon the pathetic posturing of Dale and sneered dismissively. "Who do you suggest is my size? Certainly not you."
"I may be a queen a professor and a duchess, and a rear of the year winner, young man but I never said anything about being a lady! Ha, ha!" She winked at Dale and smiled the biggest winning smile that made Dale want to melt into her arms.
The Klingon growled again demanding attention and compensation. "Prepare to die. You can join her if you choose."
"Well my nails are done. I guess I am as prepared as girl can be. The question is ..." she lowered her voice, which had the effect of raising the hairs on Dale's neck, "whether you are prepared."