The 5,000,000th Post

[Australis]

Or one of those new poster threads (you know who/what I mean).

 

[rhubarbodendron]

Those appear to get locked rather quickly (assuming we both mean the same new poster's threads)

 

[kirsten187]

They are fun to read. You can usually tell the ones that will get locked by the title alone.

 

[cooleddie74]

What's fun is watching them get locked, sometimes within an hour or even less of first being posted. Bad spelling and grammar in the title is a big clue.

 

[B.J.]

Now: The 5,555,555th post.

That will be something truly special.

If things continue to work like they have, then it will be post 10509322!

 

[bbjeg]

^You can tell the future?!?

WITCH!!!

... or a poster in this thread, either one.

 

[kirsten187]

I like how you try to talk your way out of the witch comment.

 

[bbjeg]

No hate toward witches though. I wouldn't mind learning a spell or two, just don't turn me into anything... unnatural.

 

[cooleddie74]

There be no witches here. At least none that I've personally and knowingly encountered. Now - gargoyles and trolls? They're a-plenty.

 

[bbjeg]

I've seen plenty of them around.

 

[kirsten187]

One or two perhaps

 

[cooleddie74]

But they're licensed and card-carrying so it's all good.

 

[B.J.]

I can neither confirm nor deny that I weigh the same as a duck.

 

[bbjeg]

What about a small statue of a duck?

 

[kirsten187]

Depends what the statue is made of perhaps...

 

[cooleddie74]

A statue of a duck made from duck.

Ah, see? Now you don't know what to think.

 

[bbjeg]

It kinda sounds tasty.

 

[kirsten187]

A little bit, yes.

 

[cooleddie74]

Now I want Chinese buffet.

Thanks!

 

[kirsten187]

Glad to be of service