I debated for awhile before posting this, since I've largely grown out of posting rants on the internet, but this issue just pushed me over the top.
I am 30 years old. I was in college when Facebook came on the scene. Back then, I boycotted it. I finally gave in in 2007, when my friends begged me to make an account. I disliked hearing the word "friend" as a verb. People preened if they amassed more "friends." People snooped on other people. "What is whatshisname/hername from high school up to?" I never did "friend" many people, and I shut my college account down. I could never see the use of it in my life.
A few years ago, my friends and my brother again started pressuring me to get an account, so I could see photos they posted or I could chat with them. They were annoyed at having to chat with me via Gmail or email me photos. So I bowed to the pressure again, setting up another barebones account, and not "friending" many people or fleshing out the account by liking things or adding a bazillion photos.
This annoys my friends. Apparently, I am a Luddite for eschewing Facebook, Instagram, Twitter. I've been warned that unless I embrace it, my career may one day suffer if I remain isolated and don't acquaint myself with how Facebook connects people. I am the target demographic for social media, yet I don't see the point for my life in particular. I just don't care about stuff like that. If you want me to see something, send it to my email or phone. If you want to talk to me, call me or text.
Yes, I know that Twitter let the world in on the Mumbai hotel attacks and Arab Spring. But when it comes to things like memes (which I am frequently a latecomer to and thus don't understand), and things that go viral, this is where I really don't get it.
So tonight, on one of my rare visits to my Facebook homepage, on the right-hand panel, I see a news item about a dress, the color of which (apparently) has "killed the internet," sparking tweets galore and overloading the servers of other popular social media hangouts.
But it doesn't stop there...it's on THE NEWS. The damn thing has made the news. As one of the top stories, no less. It has spurred articles on brain science as to why no one can agree about the color, apparently in an attempt to justify its existence as IMPORTANT INFORMATION.
Why? Just....why? Who gives a flying shit? I wasn't alive in the 60's and 70's, but I'm quite sure Walter Cronkite would've vetoed this shit on the spot if it came across his desk, along with whatever provocative instagram photo or tweet segment that makes up news programs these days. I can somewhat understand people using Twitter as information because it's firsthand and from the source...but this dress. This dress.
WHO CARES?! And the only REASON this thing became an item of discussion was because of friggin' social media.
I realize I am in the extreme minority. I realize that this is the way the world is moving and nothing can stop it. But when vapid, banal stuff like this invades the news, all because of social media, it just irritates the hell out of me. It makes me wish I could detonate an EMP over Facebook and Twitter's servers and take them all down for a solid fortnight. I wonder how many people would come down with withdrawal symptoms?
And yeah, I know you can classify forums like this as social media, and extend the argument to the internet at large. But...the color of a damn dress making one of the top stories on the news. I'm just shaking my head.
Why can't we have editors step up and say "No. We're not running this. This is not worth airtime or column space."
And I've gone and written a "column" about it. Damn social media. *sigh*
/rant
I am 30 years old. I was in college when Facebook came on the scene. Back then, I boycotted it. I finally gave in in 2007, when my friends begged me to make an account. I disliked hearing the word "friend" as a verb. People preened if they amassed more "friends." People snooped on other people. "What is whatshisname/hername from high school up to?" I never did "friend" many people, and I shut my college account down. I could never see the use of it in my life.
A few years ago, my friends and my brother again started pressuring me to get an account, so I could see photos they posted or I could chat with them. They were annoyed at having to chat with me via Gmail or email me photos. So I bowed to the pressure again, setting up another barebones account, and not "friending" many people or fleshing out the account by liking things or adding a bazillion photos.
This annoys my friends. Apparently, I am a Luddite for eschewing Facebook, Instagram, Twitter. I've been warned that unless I embrace it, my career may one day suffer if I remain isolated and don't acquaint myself with how Facebook connects people. I am the target demographic for social media, yet I don't see the point for my life in particular. I just don't care about stuff like that. If you want me to see something, send it to my email or phone. If you want to talk to me, call me or text.
Yes, I know that Twitter let the world in on the Mumbai hotel attacks and Arab Spring. But when it comes to things like memes (which I am frequently a latecomer to and thus don't understand), and things that go viral, this is where I really don't get it.
So tonight, on one of my rare visits to my Facebook homepage, on the right-hand panel, I see a news item about a dress, the color of which (apparently) has "killed the internet," sparking tweets galore and overloading the servers of other popular social media hangouts.
But it doesn't stop there...it's on THE NEWS. The damn thing has made the news. As one of the top stories, no less. It has spurred articles on brain science as to why no one can agree about the color, apparently in an attempt to justify its existence as IMPORTANT INFORMATION.
Why? Just....why? Who gives a flying shit? I wasn't alive in the 60's and 70's, but I'm quite sure Walter Cronkite would've vetoed this shit on the spot if it came across his desk, along with whatever provocative instagram photo or tweet segment that makes up news programs these days. I can somewhat understand people using Twitter as information because it's firsthand and from the source...but this dress. This dress.
WHO CARES?! And the only REASON this thing became an item of discussion was because of friggin' social media.
I realize I am in the extreme minority. I realize that this is the way the world is moving and nothing can stop it. But when vapid, banal stuff like this invades the news, all because of social media, it just irritates the hell out of me. It makes me wish I could detonate an EMP over Facebook and Twitter's servers and take them all down for a solid fortnight. I wonder how many people would come down with withdrawal symptoms?
And yeah, I know you can classify forums like this as social media, and extend the argument to the internet at large. But...the color of a damn dress making one of the top stories on the news. I'm just shaking my head.
Why can't we have editors step up and say "No. We're not running this. This is not worth airtime or column space."
And I've gone and written a "column" about it. Damn social media. *sigh*
/rant
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