TERROR AT 38,000 FEET!!!

[Plecostomus]

PM me, I know a very very good lawyer.

For what? Landing safely with no injuries?

Mental damage. The scars of that horrible horrible emotional trauma will dog him for the rest of his life.

You can see the effect already, he's 79.3% less funny than he was 48 hours ago. Frankly when my fellow is done they'll be calling it SQUIGGY AIRLINES.

 

[Squiggy]

This is true. I are mental damaged.

 

[Aurian]

This is true. I are mental damaged.

Are you sure you want to claim this?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

One thing I want to know, is your name Brian or Michael?.

BBC call him Brian too.

And congratulations - right now you're the most read news item on BBC News online. Soak it up before another Sudanese man gets caught coveting his neighbour's goat.

 

[TheBrew]

This is true. I are mental damaged.

Yeah, but you to prove that the you weren't beforehand to win the lawsuit.

 

[Plecostomus]

This is true. I are mental damaged.

Yeah, but you to prove that the you weren't beforehand to win the lawsuit.

We can claim the trauma turned him into a normal productive adult.

DAMN YOU SOUTHWEST! YOUR FRIGGING HOLE SUCKED TEH SILLY OUT OF SQUIGGS!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL! *shakes fist*

 

[TheBrew]

This is true. I are mental damaged.

Yeah, but you to prove that the you weren't beforehand to win the lawsuit.

We can claim the trauma turned him into a normal productive adult.

DAMN YOU SOUTHWEST! YOUR FRIGGING HOLE SUCKED TEH SILLY OUT OF SQUIGGS!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL! *shakes fist*

Yeah, like a jury would buy that...

 

[Plecostomus]

Yeah, but you to prove that the you weren't beforehand to win the lawsuit.

We can claim the trauma turned him into a normal productive adult.

DAMN YOU SOUTHWEST! YOUR FRIGGING HOLE SUCKED TEH SILLY OUT OF SQUIGGS!!! DAMN YOU TO HELL! *shakes fist*

Yeah, like a jury would buy that...

It's worth a shot!

 

[FrontLine]

Dude . I fly a lot. I fly southwest a lot. That Hawaiian airlines disaster always runs through my mind. You just lived through one of my worst nightmares (another one is having to shave Joan Rivers' Back hair). Glad you made it. So no panicking a la Airplane?

So tell me, how much ass do you think you'll be able to get out of this?

 

[Roger Wilco]

One thing I want to know, is your name Brian or Michael?.

BBC call him Brian too.

And congratulations - right now you're the most read news item on BBC News online. Soak it up before another Sudanese man gets caught coveting his neighbour's goat.

Only #2 anymore, behind "Bride's bouquet brings down plane".

Your 15 minutes seem to be coming to an end quickly.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

One thing I want to know, is your name Brian or Michael?.

BBC call him Brian too.

And congratulations - right now you're the most read news item on BBC News online. Soak it up before another Sudanese man gets caught coveting his neighbour's goat.

Only #2 anymore, behind "Bride's bouquet brings down plane".

Your 15 minutes seem to be coming to an end quickly.

Now it's behind "GP Did Not Die Of Swine Flu". The Great British Public are a fickle bunch indeed.

 

[Squiggy]

Damn you Tory bastards!

 

[TheBrew]

Damn you Tory bastards!

I hate them all... Especially Tory Spelling.

 

[Gryffindorian]

You're very lucky. And famous. Glad you're okay.

 

[Q2UnME]

I mean, wow, Squiggy, you've got quite the story to tell your kids and Grandkids someday! I heard about the incident on the news driving to work this morning. Then to see the pictures and interviews. :WTF: I've flown hundreds of thousands of miles over the years and this ranks right up there as one of my greatest flying fears. I'm glad you and the other passangers are safe and sound.

Q2UnME

 

[CorporalClegg]

Okay. Now we're just stuffing his ego.

 

[Squiggy]

I am the greatest man to ever walk the face of the Earth.

 

[Aurian]

*pin- ego- pop*

 

[Roshi]

Brian!

 

[AstroSmurf]

And people wonder why I won't get on a plane...

But I am glad you are alright Squiggy! However, I can't help but wonder if this is a conspiracy. I wonder where T'Bonz was yesterday? And if she was in Nashville did she have her can-opener with her?




(I may live in Nashville but I swear I had nothing to do with it.)