So let's see what we've got...
Dalek Caan: "YOU WEREN'T THERE, IN THE FINAL DAYS OF THE WAR. YOU NEVER SAW WHAT WAS BORN BECAUSE THE SPECIAL EFFECTS WOULD BE TOO EXPENSIVE TO PRODUCE. NOT JUST THE DOCTOR BUT THE SHORT-SKIRTED DITZ AND TERRIBLE SCREAMER, THE UNEARTHLY CHILD, THE EVERLASTING HEDONIST OR SHAG-A-LOT MAN, THE NEVER-ENDING SCARF, THE RUDE BASTARD IN HIS EYESORE COAT OF MANY COLORS, THE CLIFFHANGER KING WITH HIS ARMY OF WHAT-THE-F**KS AND HOLY S**TS! NOT TO MENTION THE GINGER HOTNESS, THE CELERY OF DOOM AND THE ANNOYING MATH NERD OF DOOOOOM!, THE WHORE OF ULYSSES AND THE WELL-ENDOWED, THE ROMAN NURSE WITH INFINITE RESURRECTIONS, THE SONTARON NURSE WITH HIS MAGNIFICENT QUANTITIES OF LACTIC FLUID, THE NEVER-ENDING SET OF LEGS, THE MRS OF ROBINSONS, THE ENDLESS PIT, THE TINFOIL NEMESIS, THE SHOULDAS, THE COULDAS AND THE WOULDAS, THE GIANT FLOPPY RATS OF MAGNUS GREEL, THE BUBBLEWRAP OF DESPAIR, THE MOMENT (WHATEVER THE F**K THAT IS), THE MOTHER-IN-LAW, THE UNIMAGINABLE INCOMPREHENSION, THE WEB OF FEAR, THE TIME MONSTER, THE CARNIVAL OF MONSTERS, THE TIMELASH, THE ARMY OF GHOSTS, THE ALMOST PEOPLE, THE ONE WHERE JO CLIMBS DOWN A LONG LADDER IN A VERY SHORT SKIRT, THE RODENTS OF UNUSUAL SIZE, THE ONE-TOO-MANY-DRINKS IRISHMAN, THE BORED HOUSEWIFE, THE SPIDER IN THE TROUSERS, THE JOHN WAYNE LOOK-A-LIKES, MICHAEL GRADE, JOHN NATHAN-TURNER, THE NOSE OF INFINITE DEATHS, THE CHAIR OF UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE, THE PRE-EMPTIVE CANON VIOLATOR, THE ULTIMATE FANWANK, THE MARY SUE OF DEUS EX MACHINA, THE IMMORTAL INFANT, THE BEDTIME MASSACRE, THE DEMON LOUNGE, THE STERILITY COUSIN, THE NORTHERN EXPOSURE, THE ANGRY FAN AND HIS VIOLATED CHILDHOOD, PERPUGILLIAM BROWN AND THE GLOBES OF FABRIC DISTORTION, THE ENNUI BOMBS, AND WORSE OF ALL: GRAHAM NORTON! THE WAR TURNED INTO HELL!"
Dalek Caan: "YOU WEREN'T THERE, IN THE FINAL DAYS OF THE WAR. YOU NEVER SAW WHAT WAS BORN BECAUSE THE SPECIAL EFFECTS WOULD BE TOO EXPENSIVE TO PRODUCE. NOT JUST THE DOCTOR BUT THE SHORT-SKIRTED DITZ AND TERRIBLE SCREAMER, THE UNEARTHLY CHILD, THE EVERLASTING HEDONIST OR SHAG-A-LOT MAN, THE NEVER-ENDING SCARF, THE RUDE BASTARD IN HIS EYESORE COAT OF MANY COLORS, THE CLIFFHANGER KING WITH HIS ARMY OF WHAT-THE-F**KS AND HOLY S**TS! NOT TO MENTION THE GINGER HOTNESS, THE CELERY OF DOOM AND THE ANNOYING MATH NERD OF DOOOOOM!, THE WHORE OF ULYSSES AND THE WELL-ENDOWED, THE ROMAN NURSE WITH INFINITE RESURRECTIONS, THE SONTARON NURSE WITH HIS MAGNIFICENT QUANTITIES OF LACTIC FLUID, THE NEVER-ENDING SET OF LEGS, THE MRS OF ROBINSONS, THE ENDLESS PIT, THE TINFOIL NEMESIS, THE SHOULDAS, THE COULDAS AND THE WOULDAS, THE GIANT FLOPPY RATS OF MAGNUS GREEL, THE BUBBLEWRAP OF DESPAIR, THE MOMENT (WHATEVER THE F**K THAT IS), THE MOTHER-IN-LAW, THE UNIMAGINABLE INCOMPREHENSION, THE WEB OF FEAR, THE TIME MONSTER, THE CARNIVAL OF MONSTERS, THE TIMELASH, THE ARMY OF GHOSTS, THE ALMOST PEOPLE, THE ONE WHERE JO CLIMBS DOWN A LONG LADDER IN A VERY SHORT SKIRT, THE RODENTS OF UNUSUAL SIZE, THE ONE-TOO-MANY-DRINKS IRISHMAN, THE BORED HOUSEWIFE, THE SPIDER IN THE TROUSERS, THE JOHN WAYNE LOOK-A-LIKES, MICHAEL GRADE, JOHN NATHAN-TURNER, THE NOSE OF INFINITE DEATHS, THE CHAIR OF UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE, THE PRE-EMPTIVE CANON VIOLATOR, THE ULTIMATE FANWANK, THE MARY SUE OF DEUS EX MACHINA, THE IMMORTAL INFANT, THE BEDTIME MASSACRE, THE DEMON LOUNGE, THE STERILITY COUSIN, THE NORTHERN EXPOSURE, THE ANGRY FAN AND HIS VIOLATED CHILDHOOD, PERPUGILLIAM BROWN AND THE GLOBES OF FABRIC DISTORTION, THE ENNUI BOMBS, AND WORSE OF ALL: GRAHAM NORTON! THE WAR TURNED INTO HELL!"
