Terrible Weapons of the Time War

[Theodore Jay Miller]

The Web of Fear
The Time Monster
The Carnival of Monsters
The Timelash
The Army of Ghosts
The Almost People

 

[Lindley]

The Could-Have-Been King and his army of Meanwhiles and Never Weres.

This could actually make for a terrifying enemy...someone with so much control over space/time that he can pull together not just one army, but the alternate-quantum-reality duplicates of every soldier from an effectively limitless number of realities. And not only that, but a further infinite supply of soldiers who do not even exist in this reality but do in some other.

 

[propita]

All I could think of was Rodents Of Unusual Size.

 

[Saul]

The one too many drinks Irishman.

The bored housewife.

The spider in the trousers.

The John Wayne lookalikes.

 

[Starkers]

Of course there's the most terrible weapon of all...

Michael Grade...

 

[Sindatur]

The Nose of Infinite Deaths

and

John Nathan Turner

 

[Samurai8472]

The chair of uncomfortable silence

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

The Pre-emptive Canon Violator.

The Ultimate Fan Wank.

The Mary Sue of Deus Ex Machina.

 

[arch101]

Don't forget the ultimate weapon of them all that the Doctor had in his position...the Moment!!

Yeah, that's the one I'm really interested in. It must be the Ultimate Weapon he used to end the war, but, what was it?

 

[WRStone]

The chair of uncomfortable silence

That may already have been used as "The Sofa Of Reasonable Comfort" ...

I think the easiest way to come up with weapons of the Last Great Time War is to marry nouns and adjectives that one wouldn't ordinarily put together:

• The Bedtime Massacre
• The Immortal Infant
• The Demon Lounge
• The Sterility Cousin
• The Northern Exposure

Dakota Smith

 

[jbny67]

The Angry Fan & His Violated Childhood

 

[Sindatur]

The Angry Fan & His Violated Childhood

^For The WIN!!!

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

[*]The Northern Exposure

Are you telling me that Northern Exposure was some kind of weapon system left over from the Last Great Time War?

Cause... I kinda liked it.

 

[WRStone]

Are you telling me that Northern Exposure was some kind of weapon system left over from the Last Great Time War?

Well, that's the problem with Time Wars: when you use causality as a weapon, it's hard to figure out what came from when, or where.



Dakota Smith

 

[The Badger]

Perpugilliam Brown and the Globes Of Fabric Distortion.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

Ennui Bombs

 

[WRStone]

The Angry Fan & His Violated Childhood

I have a cure for that:

The Plinkett Star Wars Prequel Trilogy Reviews.

It'll take three hours, but you need to watch them all the way through. It brings closure to the horrific rape of your childhood.

There's only one Return -- and it's not of the King, it's of the Jedi.

Dakota Smith

 

[Odon]

I think the easiest way to come up with weapons of the Last Great Time War is to marry nouns and adjectives that one wouldn't ordinarily put together:

• The Bedtime Massacre
• The Immortal Infant
• The Demon Lounge
• The Sterility Cousin
• The Northern Exposure

Dakota Smith

Yes, but then it sounds like a previous thread I started. http://www.trekbbs.com/showthread.php?t=83584

 

[Odon]

Don't forget the ultimate weapon of them all that the Doctor had in his position...the Moment!!

Yeah, that's the one I'm really interested in. It must be the Ultimate Weapon he used to end the war, but, what was it?

I assumed it was the Doctor's unique ability to turn up at exactly the right time to trounce his enemies and look cool doing so. He certainly does "seize the Moment".

 

[Servo]

Graham Norton.