Terrible Weapons of the Time War

[Odon]

"The End of Time" has that notable scene where the Doctor hints at the eldritch abominations called into existence - deliberately or otherwise - as a result of the Time War. Creatures so horrible even H. P. Lovecraft would go mad thinking up tongue-twisting adjectives to describe them: The Skaro Degradations, the Horde of Travesties, the Nightmare Child, The Could-Have-Been King and his army of Meanwhiles and Never Weres.

What other terrors might have come into being as a result of screwing with the timestream? How might the Daleks regard the Doctor's weapons, as Davros describes them: companions like the Short-Skirted Ditz and Terrible Screamer, the Everlasting Hedonist or Shag-a-lot Man. Perhaps previous incarnations of the Doctor were involved: The Neverending Scarf and the Eyesore Coat of Many Colors, The Cliffhanger King with his Army of What-The-F**ks and Holy S**ts!

Let's think up weapons of the Time War!

 

[Starkers]

The celery of doom!!

I'm pretty sure the Sixth Doctor's outfit is banned under the Shadow Proclamation. Some weapons are just too horrible...

 

[Odon]

The Unearthly Child

 

[captcalhoun]

The Ginger Hotness.

The Annoying Math Nerd of DOOOOOM!

 

[Timofnine]

'The whore of Ulysses and the Well Endowed'

 

[C.E. Evans]

The Silver Nemesis

 

[The Wormhole]

The Roman Nurse with Infinite Resurrections.

 

[Peacemaker]

The Neverending Set of Legs

 

[Samurai8472]

The Mrs of Robinson's

The endless pit!

The tinfoil nemesis

"The End of Time" has that notable scene where the Doctor hints at the eldritch abominations called into existence - deliberately or otherwise - as a result of the Time War. Creatures so horrible even H. P. Lovecraft would go mad thinking up tongue-twisting adjectives to describe them: The Skaro Degradations, the Horde of Travesties, the Nightmare Child, The Could-Have-Been King and his army of Meanwhiles and Never Weres.

I always thought that was stupid scene. RTD just threw out a bunch of nonsense words.

 

[Newspaper Taxi]

It would be interetsing to see a storyline about an old Time War weapon/entity that escapes from the pocket and starts doing it's mass-destruction thing somewhere. "The Nightmare Child" sounds the most promising of the lot, but the Horde of Travesties could be decent and the Skaro Degradations could be an unusual Dalek/Davros story.

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

The Shouldas, the Couldas, and the Wouldas.

The most dangerous of the bunch.

 

[Sindatur]

It would be interetsing to see a storyline about an old Time War weapon/entity that escapes from the pocket and starts doing it's mass-destruction thing somewhere. "The Nightmare Child" sounds the most promising of the lot, but the Horde of Travesties could be decent and the Skaro Degradations could be an unusual Dalek/Davros story.

The Never Weres sounds like the 8th Doctor Audio Neverland

 

[Herkimer Jitty]

I always thought that was stupid scene. RTD just threw out a bunch of nonsense words.

Personally, I thought it was just the idiosyncratic naming convention of a "sufficiently advanced" civilization, not unlike the names given to spacecraft in Ian Banks's Culture.

 

[Odon]

The Giant Floppy Rats of Magnus Greel.

 

[captcalhoun]

The Bubblewrap of Despair!

 

[Admiral_Young]

Don't forget the ultimate weapon of them all that the Doctor had in his position...the Moment!!

 

[shivkala]

Don't forget the most terrifying of all: The Mother-in-Law

 

[Australis]

"The End of Time" has that notable scene where the Doctor hints at the eldritch abominations called into existence - deliberately or otherwise - as a result of the Time War. Creatures so horrible even H. P. Lovecraft would go mad thinking up tongue-twisting adjectives to describe them: The Skaro Degradations, the Horde of Travesties, the Nightmare Child, The Could-Have-Been King and his army of Meanwhiles and Never Weres.

I always thought that was stupid scene. RTD just threw out a bunch of nonsense words.

I just thought they were far scarier weapons than I could imagine.

 

[Odon]

"The End of Time" has that notable scene where the Doctor hints at the eldritch abominations called into existence - deliberately or otherwise - as a result of the Time War. Creatures so horrible even H. P. Lovecraft would go mad thinking up tongue-twisting adjectives to describe them: The Skaro Degradations, the Horde of Travesties, the Nightmare Child, The Could-Have-Been King and his army of Meanwhiles and Never Weres.

I always thought that was stupid scene. RTD just threw out a bunch of nonsense words.

I just thought they were far scarier weapons than I could imagine.

The Unimaginable Incomprehension.

 

[Australis]

^ To make a droll sound.