Terrible Cardassian(s) joke. YOU'VE BEEN WARNED!

Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by Aquehonga, Feb 5, 2009.

  1. Aquehonga

    Aquehonga Fleet Captain

    If Gitmo is still open I should be sent there for telling this AWFUL joke:o

    Its not witty or clever, just bad:evil:!

    Here's the horrific Cardies joke:

    What do you call a Cardassian in charge of a ship on the ocean?

    I'll come back with the tough as nails to get answer later in the thread but I'll wager most aficionados will get it lickety-split 1-2-3 skadoo long before that:D

  2. Ríu ríu chíu

    Ríu ríu chíu Fleet Admiral Admiral

    May 10, 2005
    Mr. Laser Beam is in the visitor's bullpen
    A Sea Gul?
  3. Aquehonga

    Aquehonga Fleet Captain


    Absolutely HORRIBLE yes? Talk about LULZ!

    I saw you refer to Spumoni Gardens on my Herberts thread:techman:

    Their L&B pizza is AWES:drool:ME!- mmm, mmm, delish:hugegrin:

    I'd love to get back there again someday to try everything else:)

    That “joke” probably makes me a candidate for Herberthood, if not permanent deportation to Antarctica:o
  4. Temis the Vorta

    Temis the Vorta Fleet Admiral Admiral

    Oct 30, 1999
    Nothing beats the Final Front Ear joke for sheer awfulness.

    But please, someone. Go ahead and try. ;)
  5. JNG

    JNG Chief of Staff, Starfleet Command Rear Admiral

    Sep 29, 2001
    that is NOT what lulz means

    But I enjoyed the joke.
  6. Aquehonga

    Aquehonga Fleet Captain

    What does LULZ! mean exactly?

    Its 1 of those expressions I read alot WWW grapewhine scuttlebut about:confused:

    Then I hear it used in varying contexts, especially by dudes & dudettes on YouTube:D
  7. Herkimer Jitty

    Herkimer Jitty Rear Admiral Rear Admiral

    Jul 4, 2008
    Dayglow, New California Republic
    What do you call an alien with a giant butt?