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Terminator: They Saved the World.

Guy Gardener

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Part One

A T-800, reprogrammed by John Connor, shot baby Thomas Edison in the throat and saved the world.
 
Part Two

Kyle Reese shot Chairman Mikhail Gorbachev in the back 9 times, and saved the world... Sure there was still a nuclear war, but the survivors were not hunted to extinction by an artificial intelligence, so he still saved the world.
 
Part Three.

Katherine Brewster, shot Lenin, fought a T-800 called Rasputin, survived, married into the Russian Royal Family, persuaded Tsar Nicholas II to sit out WWII, which Germany won, and saved the world.
 
Part Four.

Derrick Reese Fired his bazooka at the Santa Maria, then capsized the Nina with the same futuristic weapon, and every living thing on the Pinta burnt to death before they could drown, finalizing all thoughts of colonizing the Americas for centuries, and saved the world.
 
Part Five.

A T-1000 reprogrammed by Catherine Brewster killed and replaced Noel Coward, to seduce and murder AIan Turing, and saved the world.
 
Part 6.

Mother of the Revolution, Sarah Connor, in her mid 50s, still a striking woman, shoots El Presidente Fidel Castro in the heart, half way through the Cuban Missile Crisis, Russia and America expend their Nuclear reserves, then fight a drawn out limited war for 30 years, where no one won, and saved the world.
 
Part 7.

Old Miles Dyson, Father of Skynet and the inventor of Time Travel shoots himself in the chest, in the fifth grade, and saved the world.
 
Part 8.

A regular Horse with no considered political instincts might live for a few hours after they have had their stomach, intestines and colon removed and replaced with a suitcase nuke, if it didn’t explode on the outskirt of Oak Ridge, Tennessee half way through WWII, first, suspending all further interest in questions about nuclear fission, and saved the world.
 
Part Nine.

A T-800 reprogrammed by Kate Brewster shoots General Gorge Washington in his wooden teeth with a musket, the US loses the war of Independence, and saved the world.
 
Part Ten.

John Connor kills his mother before she met his father, so the T-800 sent to kill Sarah Connor can’t find her, it is never broken down into parts that invented Skynet, and saved the world.

The End.
 
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