Ten Forward Lounge - Miscellaneous General Chat & Welcome Thread

[Gingerbread Demon]

Watch Eddie. "Gee, Mrs. Cleaver. That's a very lovely dress you're wearing." Eddie might have been a smarmy little jerk, but he was always well groomed and polite in front of adults. "Take it easy, Sam! I know what I'm doing."

Something tells me June Cleaver would be a wild one in the sack

 

[trekkiedane]

*Enters, takes a look around in the mostly empty place, decides to not try and mix with the loud gang at the bar or try to engage any of the lonesome punters, seemingly crying into their drinks, in conversation.*

Computer, activate the Emergency Bartending Hologram, you'll find it in a folder marked 'Ignored'...


Gimme the usual and make it a large one -oh, and I'll have two of them; and when the first glass is empty you bring me the next... and keep the coming.

Universal Translator.

And failing that explanation, convenience. The writers don't have to invent hip new words and lingo to describe various things in each different century.

Would probably be treknobabble all the way anyway...

 

[HIjol]

<HIjol, flush with his new promotion, crisp in his new uniform, quietly walks to the far table, as the other Admirals toast some guy named Ward Cleaver, who apparently had a thing for beavers.>

<HIjol, his spankin' new uniform wrinkled now. It's been hours, and no ensign to take an order. Crowd at the bar really going now. It sounds like someone is gonna have rough intercourse with a civilian named "June".>

<Oh, is that trekkiedane? Hmmm, something materialized next to him, he looks busy. He seems to be involved with lots of bar glasses. Well, guess I better go get out of this uniform. Don't want to look like a punter crying in my nonexistent beer. Oooops, too late...trudges to the Ten Forward exit. Exits.>

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

Runs off to the holodeck to recreate beavers

 

[Melakon]

HIjol, his pips shining.

 

[cooleddie74]

Runs off to the holodeck to recreate beavers

Wait - you're actually Reg Barclay?

 

[HIjol]

HIjol, his pips shining.

Melakon, his Wit showing clear.

 

[Melakon]

Oh, sorry.

*zips up*

 

[cooleddie74]

Impressive warp plasma injector, by the way.

 

[Melakon]

Thanks, just had it oiled and waxed.

 

[cooleddie74]

Ah, I know that feeling. It's....

technically intriguing.

 

[HIjol]

Ah, end of shift. Ten Forward? Let's see.

Hmmm, wonder if I should offer to buy any of the others a drink. Last time it was like I was on the "Wink of an Eye" mission. Maybe just get a beer and sit a bit!

 

[Gingerbread Demon]

OK holodeck June Cleaver wasn't that exciting and she was a bit monochrome in her outlook...

 

[trekkiedane]

*Drunkenly snoring from the floor behind some couch*

 

[HIjol]

<tripping over trekkiedane as I try to make a graceful exit>

Oh, wait!...hey, 'dane, wake up!!! They got Karaoke! C'mon!!

 

[trekkiedane]

Ouch! Oh, it *hup* 's you! -Why are there two of you? -and why don't you stand still???

Karaoke, eh? I'll have glass of that!

 

[HIjol]

Um...okay, sure...just let me put the mic down.

 

[trekkiedane]

*buuurp*

On second thought... maybe I better go repelica.. ripple.. placat.. make some coffee

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

*hic* One Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, please *hic*

 

[cooleddie74]

I'll drink to HIjol's new avatar. Is that a screencap from one of the Halo games? If so, well done!