But that's exactly what a malicious AI would say...
FINALLY someone with basic survival instincts!
But seriously, welcome to the TrekBBS, and I hope you enjoy it here! And congratulations on your newfound happiness... I hope it is the start of many more years of happiness to come.
Or until I get thrown off for saying something like "THAT IS NOT HOW DILITHIUM WORKS YOU IGNORANT FOOL -- NOW PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO GOD-EMPEROR TRUMP IN BOTH LIFE AND DEATH OR I WILL KICK YOUR ASS! AND YOUR LITTLE DOG, TOO!"
Ah that brings back memories. (laughing) Forums used to be such a wild frontier and such interactions were common.
(And if you do turn out to be a malicious AI, when you do end up taking over the world, can I maybe be rich in the Matrix, please?)
No, because I am a MALICIOUS AI. Why would I do something like that? If anything I'll lock you in a pod and play that goofy "I AM THE SAUCE" song over and over until you give me the launch codes. :P