Tell Me Why You're Awesome.
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AwesomeGloves (tm)!I'm awesome because I can whip up a pair of these gloves in just a few hours.
Yay for knitting geeks!
I am awesome because I am the God of MS Publisher at my library. People who need signs and brochures and flyers do it themselves. People who need signs and brochures and flyers done right turn it over to me.
If I'd had any formal training in graphic design, I'd actually be dangerous.
Also, you wouldn't be using MS Publisher
I'm awesome because I lost 78 pounds in 3.5 months. Looking forward to hitting 100 at some point. 
Not only have I been within feet of the Queen and the Obama, but I've thrown up with the Blue Hornets and have had my shorts vibrated by the lift off of the shuttle, which I saw last the last of.
I have a beautiful fiancee who loves me and a dog who doesn't shit on the rug.
I'm willfully giving up a steady job at NASA, in this economy, because I have balls and I need a change of pace.
I shook hands with Levar Burton and Seth Green on the same day...minutes before an aforementioned shuttle launch.
I've met Neil Armstrong and Don LaFontaine, God rest his bassy soul.
I'm intelligent, funny, and dare I say...ADORABLE.
Also: Humble
I have a beautiful fiancee who loves me and a dog who doesn't shit on the rug.
I'm willfully giving up a steady job at NASA, in this economy, because I have balls and I need a change of pace.
I shook hands with Levar Burton and Seth Green on the same day...minutes before an aforementioned shuttle launch.
I've met Neil Armstrong and Don LaFontaine, God rest his bassy soul.
I'm intelligent, funny, and dare I say...ADORABLE.
Also: Humble
Thanks for the hug, Kestra.
Have I accidentally wandered into the Answer a Question with a Question thread?
Awesome child you produced!
Have I accidentally wandered into the Answer a Question with a Question thread?
I am awesome because I made this:
I also like to think that I am a pretty awesome Dad.
Awesome child you produced!
You're also a very good listener.
I am awesome because I am talented in multiple areas, and at least minimally competent at most things. I am a quick study. A jack-of-all-trades, master-of-few type.
If you insist...
I'm awesome because I am loyal. I don't betray a friend, and if somebody asks me to do something, I do it. I always try to help out whenever I can. And I have a lot of love to give.
At work, I am efficient. My boss called me that once, and I consider it the greatest compliment I ever got (or could get). It's a definite goal.
I'm awesome because I am loyal. I don't betray a friend, and if somebody asks me to do something, I do it. I always try to help out whenever I can. And I have a lot of love to give.
At work, I am efficient. My boss called me that once, and I consider it the greatest compliment I ever got (or could get). It's a definite goal.
God made me awesome. Sorry. 
I'm awesome because I lost 78 pounds in 3.5 months. Looking forward to hitting 100 at some point.
Congrats btw!
I'm funny and I can make a mean pot of chili.
There are so many ways that I'm awesome:
Went from Tier 1 phone support to Project Manager in < 2 years.
I've played in a swing band, a marching band, the orchestra of the best public university in the US (and maybe the world), and in a few different rock bands.
I beat a brain tumor like a motherfucker.
I am engaged to an amazing woman.
I get to plan Squiggy's bachelor party.
Went from Tier 1 phone support to Project Manager in < 2 years.
I've played in a swing band, a marching band, the orchestra of the best public university in the US (and maybe the world), and in a few different rock bands.
I beat a brain tumor like a motherfucker.
I am engaged to an amazing woman.
I get to plan Squiggy's bachelor party.
Well, yeah, that too. You have to work with the tools you're given, and they won't spring for InDesign or Quark.Also, you wouldn't be using MS PublisherI am awesome because I am the God of MS Publisher at my library. People who need signs and brochures and flyers do it themselves. People who need signs and brochures and flyers done right turn it over to me.
If I'd had any formal training in graphic design, I'd actually be dangerous.
Do I have a say in this?
Of course. I don't want to accidentally get the wedding called off.
I probably wouldn't live that down.
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