Tell a TOS Story, a Little at a Time.

[Argus Skyhawk]

*Time Out*
^Okay, NOW who's letting silliness control the story?
Oh, and is this supposed to be the Abramsverse? I had been imagining Shatner, Nimoy, etc, in the roles, not Pine, Quinto, and co.
*Time In*

Kirk, Spock, and McCoy found themselves in a small, grey cell with a single window, through which they could see that their prison was located on a rocky cliff overlooking the volcanic crater. Molten rock swirled and churned a thousand meters below them. The communicators still did not function.

"Any ideas, Bones?" asked Kirk.

McCoy shook his head. "Jim, I'm a doctor, not an escape artist."

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

Spock stared down into the abyss.

"What do you make of Roshan?" asked Kirk.
"He's a friutcake Jim" replied McCoy.
"Is that your considered opinion, based on psycho-tricorder readings?" asked Spock.
"I don't need any medical equipment to know he's dangerously insane. His whole ``struggle'' is ludicrous!".

"That's true Doctor, however I have noted that humanoid lifeforms frequently start conflicts at the slightest pretext. The minute details of religious ceremony, for example are often blamed for precipitating wars. I understand the choice of color for our engine nacelle-caps split the Star Fleet engineering department in a particularly acrimonious debate."

Idly, Kirk wondered which side of the conflict Scotty had been on, but there were more pressing matters.

 

[Captrek]

*Time Out*
^Okay, NOW who's letting silliness control the story?

J. J. Abrams, as I have been lamenting since that film came out.

Oh, and is this supposed to be the Abramsverse?

It’s whatever you need at any given moment. TOS episode, TAS episode, Abramsverse film, Ann Beattie New Yorker story, whatever.

*Time In*

 

[Captrek]

And then DeForest Kelley started lip syncing Wooly Bully.

 

[think]

Kirkby: Right so the beam out did not work Scotchy I still am holding my scrotum while my blinking mini-mart is still open.

Scotchy: Don't give me that empty bottle of Scottie talk find that mini-mart and get me another one just like that other one...

Bone'rs: and this time I want the rocks out of the dang glass cause they just take up space/// the final frontier ..,