I can easily imagine the humor being less kid friendly in this new one. Will it have some poignant moments? Who knows, maybe that first movie will have this one beat in that department.
Pretty much this.
I just saw the movie and here's my assessment of the various elements…
The Movie-Going Experience: This is a big-budget summer movie and as you might expect, it looks great. They spared no expense at making everything look spectacular and glossy. What really stood out was how the budget allowed them to do a good sewer lair. The mountain scenes? That looked a bit iffy but it was still pretty good. I saw it in 3D. It didn't add anything and made some shots of a helicopter look like a toy. The best use of the 3D was in the title cards believe it or not. Also, the movie went by quickly. It didn't feel like an hour and forty minutes.
The Story: We got an introduction to our villains and the turtles, then their backstory and then the villain's plot was revealed, with April and the turtles having to stop them. Sounds generic but it was engaging. My big curiosity was seeing how they'd handle the story we know. The introductions were done well and the backstory flashback of how Splinter and the turtles came to be took full advantage of the big budget. I was impressed, especially with the backstory. Are these things faithful to the source material? Yes, mostly. They took some liberties but the basic story you all know is there. Then finally, there's the villain's plot. It was generic but unlike with the 1990 movie, the stakes were high. I should add though that a lot of what our bad guys were able to accomplish was made possible by a few screw-ups on the part of April and the turtles. We've seen this before in Batman movies.
The Turtles: The CGI was flawless and I liked that they were given distinctive looks. As characters though, they were poorly fleshed out and only started to develop towards the end, not quite getting there. We did get something from each of them, I'm just saying that it wasn't a lot.
Master Splinter: I liked what they did with him. When he's introduced, he didn't come off looking too good character-wise but I warmed up to this movie's slightly unique approach of avoiding the clichéd sensei. He was a cross between the Splinter we know and a boxing trainer.
April O'Neil: Megan Fox was certainly easy on the eyes, but was she a good April O'Neil? She was okay. She didn't blow me away but she didn't disappoint either. She was competent enough.
The Shredder: William Fitchner isn't Shredder. Fitchner plays Eric Sachs, the main villain in the movie.
Tohoru Masamune plays Shredder. Their relationship reminds me of the one between Admiral Marcus and Khan from
Star Trek Into Darkness. Shredder isn't Eric's subordinate but he has the secondary role and isn't much more than "the muscle". Loved what they did with his armor, by the way. Looks like someone took advice from
The Incredibles too. A cape would have really gotten in the way.
The Action: The action ranged from generic, to over-the-top to quite spectacular. The ninja work from the turtles was quite good at times, the best we've gotten yet. There's also a fight scene between Splinter and Shredder that reminded me of the one between Yoda and Count Dooku. On the whole, you could see Bay's touch, but the movie reminded me of Spider-Man more than your typical Michael Bay film.
Nitpicks: I have one or two. I'll probably bring them up later. Just plot points and stuff.
...the turtles not using their weapons very little never bothered me much. But it DID bother me when Michelangelo in the cartoon series had his "weapon" go from nunchucks to grappling hook. (Because throwing a multi-pronged hook attached to a yards-long wire is "safer" than a twirling stick?!?) Which I believe was done because many kids were taking to Michelangelo and he had one of the two weapons easily made/used at home and also due to nunchucks being an illegal weapon in the U.K. (where "Hero" replaced "Ninja" in the title.)
I made myself some nunchuks back in the day with two sticks, some rope and grip tape covering everything. They were surprisingly good and sturdy. My dad told me that they were illegal or something, so I destroyed them.
I don't think the second movie is *too* terrible...
Watch it again. It's pretty bad.
I've not seen the third movie in years, perhaps well over a decade. I've got the first two movies on DVD and may give them a rewatch in the next day or so.
They're available on Blu-ray
from amazon.com. All three movies in one case.