TAS Caption Contest #30: He's Just Not That Into You

[Isis]

Scotty: "So, Ensign, which of Earth's ancient healing arts are you going to use for my backache? Ayurveda? Acupuncture?"

Ensign: "Chiropractic."

Scotty: "Backache? What backache? And it also seems I've lost track of the time. Oh rats, I'm late for my root canal. Sorry."

 

[Isis]

Squatting redshirt (to self): "Damn, where's my massage oil when I need it?"

 

[Rat Boy]

Ordinarily this would be the part where I'd start a new contest, but due to lack of interest, I'm debating what to do. Shut it down and start putting TAS pictures in the TOS contest? Hand it off to someone else? Don't know yet. Oh well, here's a caption:

Blasto, the hanar Spectre: "This one does not have time for your solid waste excretions."

 

[LeadHead]

Ordinarily this would be the part where I'd start a new contest, but due to lack of interest, I'm debating what to do. Shut it down and start putting TAS pictures in the TOS contest? Hand it off to someone else? Don't know yet. Oh well, here's a caption:

This round I just had a hard time captioning Rat Boy I like that you run a contest for TAS!

Blasto, the hanar Spectre: "This one does not have time for your solid waste excretions."

Hanar: We find that Offensive!

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Ordinarily this would be the part where I'd start a new contest, but due to lack of interest, I'm debating what to do. Shut it down and start putting TAS pictures in the TOS contest? Hand it off to someone else? Don't know yet. Oh well, here's a caption:

I say just put the occasionally TAS image with the TOS caption contest — keeps it all together and, hopefully, helps you out as well.

 

[Isis]

I say just put the occasionally TAS image with the TOS caption contest — keeps it all together and, hopefully, helps you out as well.

I agree--TAS wasn't getting the same number of entries as the live action shows, but I'd rather not lose its caption contest entirely.

 

[LeadHead]

I can see there being an issue for casual captioners to work on this. I have only seen maybe 30% of the TAS eps. As opposed to 100% of everything else. I saw the first post of this contest and thought "Who's the guy in the Yellow Shirt?" So it made it tougher to play off of the picture.

Ensign: What are you doing Scotty?

Scotty: Playing dead, it's the only way the gods of RedShirts haven't killed me yet. Damn, I just told you the secret!

Ensign is electrocuted

Scotty: Whew! That was a close one.