TAS Caption Contest #21: Do You Mind?

[Jonas Grumby]

McCoy: "I am not a 'petulant twit'! I'm just drawn this way!"

 

[Admiral Shran]

Spock: It appears that our animators aren't paying attention again gentlemen.

 

[Isis]

Kirk: "No, Bones and I don't know who short-sheeted your bed. But if you hum the first couple lines, we can probably fake it."

 

[Mr. Adventure]

"What the fuck are you lookin' at?!?"

 

[Captain Crow]

Spock: Captain, it is inappropriate to play with yourself while on duty.

Kirk: I'm the Captain and if I want to "beat one off" I will! So piss off Spock!

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Spock: "Incoming transmission from the big giant head!"
Kirk: "Hey, I'm the big giant head."
Spock: "Not from this angle."

 

[borg_curious]

KIRK: Those erect ears are soooo adorable.
MCCOY: Hmmm...you think so?
KIRK: I just wanna bathe those ears with my tongue
MCCOY: Jim??
KIRK: Lube them up all nice and sexy like
MCCOY: Umm...
KIRK: Knit cute little hats for them
KIRK: Slurp Romulan Ale from them
KIRK: Bones, send Spock to my quarters
MCCOY: Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a pimp!

 

[Isis]

Spock: "Gentlemen, debating boxers versus briefs yet again? Anything but commando is highly illogical. Indeed."