*TAS* Caption Contest 009: Name That Toon

[cooleddie74]

KIRK:"So Uhura DOESN'T fake her climaxes?!

She's been LYING TO ME FOR YEARS!!!"

 

[Nerys Myk]

SULU: If you two wanna make out or something, that's cool.

 

[Captain Crow]

Sulu: I hope Atlantis doesn't mind that we took one of their Puddle Jumpers.

Sulu: Anybody know how to work this DHD thing? I've got a gate address for a great planet called Mankini 12.

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"These aren't the preset coordinates to Fire Island...


ARE they?"


(*Sighs*)

 

[Nebusj]

``Uhura, I swear, if he keeps saying `breaker breaker one nine' into that thing I'm going to phaser him.''
``Well, it's either that or he spends another four days explaining how he has a freaking box.''

And on a return visit to the planet of the fifty-foot Spock ... it's laundry day and they've found his tube socks.

``Doctor McCoy, will you please examine the Captain? He's been frozen like this ever since Lieutenant Uhura's uniform split in back three days ago.''

 

[TigerOfDarkness]

When on Phylos, Kirk enjoyed riding on 50' Spock's shoulder.

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA:"We there yet, Sulu?

Spock's starting to stare at my ass and lick his lips."

On Soviet Dagobah, swamp worm catches you.

KIRK:"You did WHAT to Uhura years ago???

Wow.

I'm impressed. And all without lubricants?"

 

[Tan Ru]

Spock: Uughh..........I ordered a genuine Microsoft cordless mouse and they send me this cheapass Logitech piece-of-crap! That's it! I'm boxin' it up and returnin' it without an RMA. Bastards.............

 

[cooleddie74]

PAN QUADRANT TRAM LINES

We get you there in style. And without all the mess of transporter accidents and cleanup.(TM)

 

[Mistral]

Uhura: "Sulu, you've got to get us back to the Enterprise soon! Spock's playing with his pet rock again. I think the tranquilizers are wearing off."

 

[cooleddie74]

UHURA:"Hurry up and get us there, Hikaru...

Spock's almost done with his canteen full of bourbon! I kept TELLING Mister Scott to lend us more whiskey for the trip!"

 

[Shatmandu]

Sulu: "Hey, I'm just happy I'm no longer a living prop, you know?"
Uhura: "Yeah, but I've got to sleep with ol' double-dong here."

 

[cooleddie74]

SULU:"Don't mind me.

I had the bean casserole before we left the ship."

 

[Maurice]

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