Surnames that you are glad aren't yours
- Thread starter Miss Chicken
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Condom. 
I love the wedding announcements that end up on Jay Leno's Headlines- Wang-Holder, Long-Johnson....I'm still waiting for the Cox-Zucker wedding.
I love the wedding announcements that end up on Jay Leno's Headlines- Wang-Holder, Long-Johnson....I'm still waiting for the Cox-Zucker wedding.
In high school, I knew a kid named Hyman Smith.
And in boot camp, the fattest kid in my company was Seaman Recruit Hamburger. No shit.
The name I'd hate to have is Gaylord.
And in boot camp, the fattest kid in my company was Seaman Recruit Hamburger. No shit.
The name I'd hate to have is Gaylord.
I saw this thing on the news once about people who had the same names as military ranks, and what they went through if they actually joined up. Like if somebody had the last name Major, and they were a Sergeant in the Army or something. Or, worse yet, if they actually *were* a Sergeant Major, then they'd be Sergeant Major Major.
When i worked as a telemarketer, I came across the name Jack Hoff.
Say it quickly now kids...
I wouldnt be happy with the last name Balls. Or Cox.
Say it quickly now kids...
I wouldnt be happy with the last name Balls. Or Cox.
When I worked for Avis some 29 years ago I had to drive down to the Empress hotel , the boss says you have to pick up a "Mr. A.J. Gay and his Wife".
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some listed at Names which sound dirty, but aren't necessarily...
I saw this thing on the news once about people who had the same names as military ranks, and what they went through if they actually joined up. Like if somebody had the last name Major, and they were a Sergeant in the Army or something. Or, worse yet, if they actually *were* a Sergeant Major, then they'd be Sergeant Major Major.
Haven't you read Catch-22? Major Major Major Major.
Mike?
When I worked at the casino there was a michael hunt in tribal.
My buddy works for "floor crew" basically he cleans floors all day.
He got a work order one night saying " Jason, we need you to shampoo the carpets in mike hunts office." I dont think any of us have laughed that hard in months!
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Gene?
I love the ones mentioned like Mycock and Glasscock. Johnnyracefan, I'm totally saving that list. Feltersnatch! 
My own last name isn't dirty but it literally spells be a man. Try as I might, any time I make a joke about that upon being asked to spell my last name, people just scratch their heads in confusion.
My own last name isn't dirty but it literally spells be a man. Try as I might, any time I make a joke about that upon being asked to spell my last name, people just scratch their heads in confusion.
Love that movie!
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I was at an airshow where a Harrier was piloted by a Major Smallwood, the callsign beneath was Shrivel.
Brilliant.
I nicked a news screencap from another forum a few months ago featuring one 'Willie Stroker'.
I nicked a news screencap from another forum a few months ago featuring one 'Willie Stroker'.
