Surnames that you are glad aren't yours

[Kira's Mom]

I once had a doctor named Tickle. Not kidding. He's dead now.

 

[Rÿcher]

Douchebag as in Lord and Lady...

 

[RJDiogenes]

I used to work with a Doctor Shakr. He was a very good doctor.

And once we had a patient named Tikle Bogusas.