Summarize An Episode Badly

[Armus]

The Vengeance Factor: Riker kills a vengeful Blonde.

 

[Butters]

Tin Man: Data makes a new mate but it doesn't last.

 

[Butters]

Eye of The Beholder: Worf is accused of dream cheating by a colleague.

Riker stops listening after sex is mentioned and sets in motion a chain of events that results in a primitive society reassessing the adequacy of its signage.

Descent: Data's evil twin brainwashes the Cybermen.

Lower Decks: Star Trek from the cheap seats, and someone has to die.

The Pegasus: Riker finds time to disappear to the holodeck to resolve a personal conundrum.

Homeward: Worfs brother causes a spot of bother when he fails to let an entire species and culture die for no fathomable reason.

Elementary Dear Data: Geordie tries to be clever on the holodeck, but balls it up.

Unification: Spock, Sarek, and Tasha. Is it Christmas?

Masks: Unadulterated Bollocks

 

[Armus]

The Price: Devinoni Ral seduces Deanna with Chinese gum.

The Price: Some dumb Ferengis get stuck in the Delta Quandrant while Troi romances a greaseball who doesn't meet her ethical standards.

 

[Armus]

Up the Long Ladder: Riker romances a deep space Irish lass but gets cloned. He kills his clone but Picard decides to mate Clones and Irish people.

 

[Armus]

Q Who: Q throws a tantrum and lets 18 Enterprise crewmen die just to prove a point.

 

[Armus]

Evolution: Little bugs piss off a scientist and Dr. Crusher rambles on and on to Picard and Guinan about Wesley.

 

[Armus]

Code of Honor: The Enterprise travels to a planet of Africans whos leader takes a liking to Picard's blonde, robust Security Chief.

 

[CorporalCaptain]

"Darmok": Picard and Dathon at El-Adrel.

"New Ground": The Enterprise goes surfing.

"Conspiracy": Picard opens a can of worms when he questions his superiors.

 

[Butters]

Must have been done before but too lazy to check.

Contagion: Have you tried switching it off and on again?

 

[f14peter]

PEAK PERFORMANCE: The crew is nearly traumatized by having to know how to use the weapons of their ship effectively. Picard suggests a group hug and a session of holding hands while singing Kumbaya. Riker seizes an opportunity to kick his boss's ass.

 

[Mojochi]

The Hunted: Rambo on a Starship

 

[Peach Wookiee]

Code of Honor: Paramount saved costs by using stuff from "Coming to America."

 

[CRM-114]

"Encounter at Farpoint": This is not your father's Star Trek.

 

[φ of π]

Skin of Evil.

All the other times a redshirt dies means nothing unless that redshirt has a name and has been in more than this one episode.

 

[Mojochi]

Realm of Fear: Barclay is afraid of exactly what everyone should be afraid of. Everyone reminds him how crazy that is

 

[tharpdevenport]

"Interface"
Geordi takes the death of his mom so hard he forgets what he told everybody already about how he became blind.


"Phantasms"
Data day dreams about stabbing people.


"Lower Decks"
Picard helps commit Starfleet-sanctioned pre-meditated murder of a crew member who isn't a senior officer.


"Eye of the Beholder"
An un-resolved murder gets in the way of Troi and Worf's sudden relationship.


"Firstborn"
Worf tries to man up his budding emo son with sharp things and rituals.


"Bloodlines"
Picard has a sudden son he never knew about, in the final season, like MacGyver. Nobody cares, like "MacGyver".

 

[Butters]

Ethics: Worf takes a duvet day.

 

[Jayson1]

Sins of the Father: Klingon leader falls victim to fat shaming.

Suspicions: Great engineering experiment only interests the medical doctor.

Clues: Lying can lead to the death penalty.

The Offspring: Guinan uses child as unpaid employee.

Jason

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Conspiracy: Parasites eat bugs. Who knew?

Justice: A planet of naked hedonists and Wesley still can't get laid.

Code of Honor: ...you know, let's just forget this ever happened.

The Quality of Life: These things are cute so they must be sentient.

Reunion: Worf McStabby gets reprimanded for following Klingon law.

All Good Things: Q the dreamcatcher.