Contest: ENTER STV Caption Contest #201: The Reboot

[Orac]

Welcome to the all new Star Trek Voyager Caption Contest!

All the captions for the last contest were terrible, just terrible, I have however judged the following captions to be the best of them, so without further ado..

Here are the winners of the 200th contest..

First up the recipient of the Best Fart Joke Award is @tharpdevenport with..

Neelix's chilli night was a real gas.


The winner of the Best Typography Award goes to @Qonundrum for this masterpiece:

The Captain's Choice Award also goes to @Qonundrum with:

Paris: "Tuvok, when I said 'wide stance', I was not expecting such a big beautiful gun."
Tuvok: "What about his nose?"


Third Best goes to @IMC Headquarters with..

5G network radiation tests.


Second Best goes to @Ríu ríu chíu with..

The crew's vaping had begun to get out of hand.


And finally @A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees gets First Prize with..

Tuvok’s new training program, Phaser Hot Potato, for security officers was a smash hit.


So uh, here're some new pictures, the new contest starts now!

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: I really gotta stop reading the comments section on Youtube.

 

[Nerys Myk]

JANEWAY: You're both going on the Away Team! There is no "opting out"!!

 

[Orac]

Janeway: I need my first officer to be completely honest with me at all times. So, does this bun make my bum look fat?

 

[Ryan Thomas Riddle]

Janeway: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ARE OUT OF COFFEE, COMMANDER?!!!

 

[CorporalCaptain]

Janeway: (thinking to self) Ensign Kim's Kes-based slashfic is getting awfully boring. Maybe we need a new crew member?

 

[Orac]

Tuvok: Tell me Lieutenant, do you use Timotei?

 

[Mr Soak]

Tuvok (thinking): Maybe if I close my eyes I’ll wake up, and it will all have been a nightmare.

 

[Nerys Myk]

CHAKOTAY: Look, Tuvok. Just because two Maquis are talking in quiet whispers, it doesn't mean a mutiny is afoot!

 

[Leviathan]

Janeway: Archer wakes up and sees evil alien space Nazi's? Yeesh...no wonder they cut that trek short.

 

[Leviathan]

Janeway: I am serious...and don't call me Shirley.

 

[Leviathan]

Tuvok: I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you...

 

[A Chimpanzee & 2 Trainees]

TFTW, Orac!

Nope.
Nope.
Nope.
No coffee in that nebula either. I let Harry and Seven build an astrometrics lab, and what do I have to show for it?

B'Elanna: THERE! I've got it! Neelix's browser history.... OcompanCuties.com?!
Tuvok: An inefficient use of ship's resources to say the least, and a violation of Starfleet protocol.
Chakotay: Try to show a reaction.. try to ...
Dammit! the moment's gone!

I want you you to show some emotion, Mr. Chakotay, that's an ORDER!

 

[Herbert]

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Janeway: Well done Harry. These wax figures are top notch.

 

[tharpdevenport]

Janeway: "Okay, lieutenants, I want you to pretend you've never had any phaser rifle training or proper handling and usage by pointing them at random place both up and down, and putting your hands awfully close to the firing tripper even though there's a big gaping hole there. And ... GO!!!"

 

[Leviathan]

Shown here is a scene from the unaired episode "The raid on planet Starbucks"

 

[tharpdevenport]

Subspace dating sites in the 24th century...

Janyway: "Pakleds, swipe right. Giant fish alien, swipe right. Chacotay, swipe right. Jean Luc Picard? Swipe right..."

 

[IMC Headquarters]

Q: ...and here I had the Breen and the Tholians swap planets. And this laughing hyena is actually Surak. This picture shows me making a Borg sphere from ping-pong balls. And this marks the time I had Microbrain beget his own grandfather...

 

[IMC Headquarters]

JANEWAY: Another humorless post from IMC Headquarters...

 

[IMC Headquarters]

CHAKOTAY: Vulcans never lie but they sure can snore.