Stupidest Commercial EVER

[Trekker4747]

I'm really tired of hearing that damn Afflack goose. There's some commercial where I think he's on a hammock or something and he starts screaming "Afflack", "Ah, ah, ah ah ah, AFFFFFFFLACCCCCKKKkKKKK!!!!!!!"

Ugh. Poison for the ears.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

That Wal*Mart ad where the two grown men are on the phone talking to each other at midnight about how they didn't just buy Madden 09 while secretly playing it. Hello? Why don't you fucks get on X-Box Live and play each other instead of being catty douches?

I'm really tired of hearing that damn Afflack goose. There's some commercial where I think he's on a hammock or something and he starts screaming "Afflack", "Ah, ah, ah ah ah, AFFFFFFFLACCCCCKKKkKKKK!!!!!!!"

Ugh. Poison for the ears.

I think that goose is named Matt Damon.

 

[Timewalker]

Any McCain's commercial (the frozen food company, not the guy running for President). I remember one of them annoyed me so much, I wrote to the company and complained about it. They took it off soon after.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Adverts don't really bother that much but what really gets my goat on some of the cable/sat channels here in the UK is that they seem to increase the volume during the advert breaks.........really grinds my gear that one, as if i'm going to take a interest in a advert because they have increased in volume to catch my attention.

They do that here in the USA. Sometimes you need to mute the channel when it goes to commercials.

 

[mostly_nameless]

That Wal*Mart ad where the two grown men are on the phone talking to each other at midnight about how they didn't just buy Madden 09 while secretly playing it. Hello? Why don't you fucks get on X-Box Live and play each other instead of being catty douches?

I thought it was because they were both cheating and secretly practicing before they met up to play each other. That one almost makes sense to me.

The commercial I hate is the public service one where the moms are all sad because their kids are being taken away in hearses or police cars because they either got killed in a gun crime or killed somebody in a gun crime, the message being "don't commit a gun crime or you'll make your mom sad." Like she'll be so proud if you go to jail for stabbing your girlfriend to death instead or maybe get killed by someone using a claw hammer.

 

[Mr. Adventure]

That Wal*Mart ad where the two grown men are on the phone talking to each other at midnight about how they didn't just buy Madden 09 while secretly playing it. Hello? Why don't you fucks get on X-Box Live and play each other instead of being catty douches?

I thought it was because they were both cheating and secretly practicing before they met up to play each other. That one almost makes sense to me.

Maybe that's it, the idea is so foreign to me it didn't even occur.

 

[nx1701g]

I have a new one. It's not stupid just embarassing.

The new Levi Commercial looks like a porno. Nothing wrong with that - unless you're watching TV and one of your snobby prudish friends show up and see it on TV.

Me: "It's not what it looks like. It's a commercial!"
Prude: "Yeah I believe it..."

 

[The Borgified Corpse]

Smilin' Bob, the enzyte douche

Amen!

I'm also getting pretty sick of those commercials on late at night for those phone sex lines, both the ones with sexy women & the ones for gay men. Apparantly there aren't any for women because women just aren't quite THAT desperate.

 

[Trekker4747]

I have a new one. It's not stupid just embarassing.

The new Levi Commercial looks like a porno. Nothing wrong with that - unless you're watching TV and one of your snobby prudish friends show up and see it on TV.

Me: "It's not what it looks like. It's a commercial!"
Prude: "Yeah I believe it..."

Is that the one where the two teens (Hot female!) are going to do it but end up jumping into the ocean instead? I saw another one tonight at the theater where two one night standers are "one upping" eachother on lies they've told one another during their ONS courtship. "My name really isn't Bob," "My name really isn't Kate." "I really don't work for a law firm", "I don't really work as a model," etc. (Not exact quotes.)

They finish by entering an apartment, the guy admits to not having a home and is living out of his car the girl admits that the apartment they're in isn't hers. Guy turns on the lights to reveal photos of a nice looking A-A family. Lights go back off, the go back to making out, cue crumpled jeans being thrown on the floor.

Yeah. Breaking and Entering is so sexy! Let's buy some jeans!



Chick was hot, atleast.

 

[Jack Bauer]

Have you guys seen the new anti drunk driving ads? In it a cop pulls someone over and asks "Sir, have you been drinking?" and inside the car you see that the driver is neck deep in booze. He rolls down the window and it pours out into the street. So lame.

 

[melancholymecha]

the messin' with Sasquatch ones. Soooo not funny...

 

[Gil T.Azell]

This may not be the stupidest but it maybe the

FUNNIEST COMMERCIAL EVER!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtjW78IUgOQ&feature=related

 

[Sephiroth]

nothing will EVER top the smilin bob commercials, with everyone in it looking like they are on the 9th day of a 3 day crack and meth bender, the incessant background "music", and the fact that TV commercials now look like my e-mail inbox (g3t a b1gger P3n1s nowx x4566) one that comes close is the taco bell commercial about the two corporate douchebags that embezzeled a ton of money and give the board cheezey melts obviously laced with LSD while they quickly give thier presentation showing how they fucked around all year