My best friend Mike and I went out there together last Friday and Saturday. We both went for the grand opening "Warp-n-Ride" fan appreciation event in 1998. I had been once more in the interim, but Mike hadn't seen it since the opening. It seemed fitting somehow that we both go at the end. What a bittersweet symmetry.
We did the rides on Friday, and took loads of pictures in the museum. That was my first time seeing "Borg Invasion 4D", my most recent previous visit to the Experience having been in 2003. I enjoyed it, but it pales in comparison to the original "Klingon Encounter". I still love that one to pieces.
Beverly Washburn was there outside Quark's, signing autographs. She played Lt. Galway in TOS:"The Deadly Years". What a sweet lady. And a nice unexpected surprise. I told her that she had my favorite blooper on the gag reel, where she forgets her line and tells Bones, "I feel like hell!" She seemed flattered that someone would remember that.
The shops were all curtained

except for the Admiral's Collection. And they didn't have much beyond borgified teddy bears, calendars, glasses, phaser water pistols, action figures and pins. I picked up three pins (TNG, Voyager, and TNG-future communicators), a trio of shot glasses with the command, medical and science logos from TOS on them, a 2009 Ships of the Line calendar, and a phaser water pistol. I also got one of the commemorative drinking glass with the opening and closing dates of the Experience on it.
Then we had dinner at Quark's and shared a Borg Sphere

and a 5-ouncer James Tea Kirk (in a mini-sphere glass, instead of the usual lager glass). LOL, the waiter upsold me on the James Tea Kirk and I didn't even realize it. We got a mini Borg Sphere (5oz of liquor instead of 10, it was the middle of the day after all!) to share, and decided to try a smaller drink along with it. The waiter asked if I wanted the James Tea in a globe or a regular lager glass. I said the globe, because it sounded cooler. I didn't realize that meant it was a larger drink! Boy were we "happy" when we left there!!
We tried to get the Back Stage Tour on Friday, but they were booked. So we returned on Saturday for that. (The last BST ever was to be held on Sunday!)
Our tour guide Jerad was absolutely fantastic. It was his last BST ever, and you could tell it was tough on him. He seemed to tear up several times whenever talking about the dedication of the staff, his love of his job, or the pending closure. Hell, it was tough on me and I'm an "outsider". I really felt for him. Jerad has played the Ferengi Quan in the Experience since 2000. I'm sad that we didn't get to see him in character. Before the tour, he walked around the circle and introduced himself to all 23 of us, and asked each of us who our favorite captain was. Then during the tour, he remembered
every single person's name. I became his "go-to geek". Whenever he asked a trivia question I knew the answer, like what GNDN on the conduits in Copernicus Station set means. ("Goes Nowhere, Does Nothing", lol.)
It was so nice to be able to enjoy the sets at a 'leisurely' pace. We took a moment to read aloud several of the Okudagram labels in the Enterprise corridor ("No matter where you go, there you are," "Gort. Klaatu. Barada. Nicto.", etc.). On the bridge, I took Mike to the master situation display at the aft engineering section and showed him the VW beetle in the shuttle bay and the big rubber duck forward on the same deck.
The true highlights for me were:
1. The transporter effect with the lights on.

(After that part, there were three Starfleet officers in the transporter room who exchanged some witty banter with Jerad. He noted that one of them was wearing glasses, something more Starfleet officers should do, lol. He told them it was his last BST and the officers and all the guests gave him an ovation, which reallly moved him.)
2. Visiting the bridge, especially being allowed to walk all over it and explore, rather that being stuck on the upper level.
3. Standing under the simulators during the ride.
We ended up in the Captain's Lounge, where I made a point of thanking Jerad for the fantastic tour and acknowledging how tough it must have been on him.
After the BST, I wrote a note for the memory wall then we went back to Quark's and shared a final Warp Core Breach.
The place was so busy the line went up the stairs to the casino, so we sat at the bar. When I ordered food, the bartender said the kitchen was running about 40 minutes behind, which was about how long it would take to down the Breach anyway, so it didn't matter. We chatted with two groups of fellow fans who came and went beside us, and drank a toast to the Experience with them. After about an hour, I finally asked about the food and the bartender said, "food?" The guy never placed the order! I left the place furious and especially PO'd that that would be my last memory of the place.
Since then, a cooler head has prevailed and I know my lasting memory of the Experience will be Jerad's back stage tour, and the obvious passion he had for the place and how much he seemed to love being a part of it.
My hat is off to the place!
And fie on whoever the axeman is.
