The whole Saratoga thing at the museum made little sense to me. Here’s how things most likely went down.
Very Knowledgable Intern: Sir, I think there might be a problem with one of the ships in the museum.
Dave Blass: What do you mean, there’s a problem? I’m never wrong, you know.
VKI: Well, sir, the Saratoga…
DB: Yup, I put that ship in there as a tribute to Sisko and DS9!
VKI: Doesn’t the Defiant do that job?
DB: Hey, don’t question me. We can have two tributes!
VKI: Ok, but the problem is that the Saratoga was destroyed in the very first episode of Deep Space Nine.
DB: It was? I mean…it was! You think I don't know that? There’s a reason that ship is there…(quickly checks Memory Alpha.) It’s actually another Saratoga…made to look like Sisko’s.
VKI: Er, ok. But why would anyone do that? I mean, neither ship was really all that noteworthy.
DB: What are you, some smartass? Didn’t I just say that I’m never wrong?
Very Knowledgable Intern: Sir, I think there might be a problem with one of the ships in the museum.
Dave Blass: What do you mean, there’s a problem? I’m never wrong, you know.
VKI: Well, sir, the Saratoga…
DB: Yup, I put that ship in there as a tribute to Sisko and DS9!
VKI: Doesn’t the Defiant do that job?
DB: Hey, don’t question me. We can have two tributes!
VKI: Ok, but the problem is that the Saratoga was destroyed in the very first episode of Deep Space Nine.
DB: It was? I mean…it was! You think I don't know that? There’s a reason that ship is there…(quickly checks Memory Alpha.) It’s actually another Saratoga…made to look like Sisko’s.
VKI: Er, ok. But why would anyone do that? I mean, neither ship was really all that noteworthy.
DB: What are you, some smartass? Didn’t I just say that I’m never wrong?
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