Where did this come from? Can I use this other places? Pretty much perfectly sums up how I felt about the story of the movie.
My scatterbrained initial reactions:
My biggest complaint, even more so than than the rehashed story is Rey. I can't understand the praise. She sucks terribly. Incredibly boring Mary Sue. She's just the super best at everything. She can outfight Kylo without training, she can force pull the lightsaber without any training, she can mind control the stormtroopers without any training, she's a super duper pilot, oh and she even knows the Millenium Falcon better than the guy who practically rebuilt it over the course of his whole friggin' life. There's nothing this girl can't do! I can't even imagine why she needs to find Luke. She clearly is just about at his level after a couple of days away from Jakku.





All of the characters are really thin. The movie really spends no time establishing what makes these people tick. Finn doesn't feel like a Stormtrooper trained from birth to kill. He seems very average joe actually. On the plus side Boyega is likable enough. Poe is a total non-character. I guess he is the new Han but he has so little screen time he may as well not even be in the movie.
What is up with JJ and the idea that the whole universe can be seen just by looking up? Has the man never set foot outside and realized he can't see Neptune? Uranus? How does he think you can see other star systems? How does no one ever mention this too him? I demand answers!

The Starkiler wasn't just a retread. It was a silly, immature fanboyish retread. "Dude, like the Death Star was the size of a small moon, so let's make the new one planet sized!!!" I get it bigger is better. I can't wait for the one light year long Star Destroyer. Of course in a JJ Abrams universe that's actually about 4 miles.
Other thoughts
- Harrison Ford was surprisingly good actually. I haven't seen him do anything I liked in a long time but he wasn't bad at all.
- Carrie Fisher looked and sounded so different almost couldn't tell it was the same person.
- Anthony Daniels sounded so different they probably could have gotten a different voice actor and he would have sound more like C-3PO.
- Adam Driver was alright. He's no Vader but I do get that was the point. Unfortunately without the mask he does look a bit too dweeby to be menacing.
- Snoke is a goofy name better suited to Harry Potter than SW
- Maz should've been a puppet. Not just for old times sake. The CG just looked very obvious.
- Amazingly the First Order has actually trained their Stormtroopers to fight.
- Most of the FX were pretty good. I liked the practical stuff, and over all it did a good job capturing the original aesthetic.
All said and done it was, in my opinion, mediocre. OK if you will. I thought I would totally hate it given my feelings on Abrams' Star Trek films, and the spoilers I read before hand. It's a pale shadow of the original films, but actually it was better than the prequels. Lucas pretty much killed my childhood enthusiasm for Star Wars, but this is decent enough that I'm willing to hang in there and see what a different director can bring to it.
EDIT Another thing I didn't like(I know you say, enough already haha). The parallel between Han and Obi-Wan just doesn't work for me. They throw it in the dialog between Kylo and Rey as"He's like the father you didn't have" or something. Show us, don't tell. She and Finn don't even know the guy. They met him for a couple hours tops. Luke at least knew Obi-Wan. He had clearly met "old Ben" Kenobi before. Nothing about the interactions between the kids and Han Solo makes me feel like they got super close or anything.
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