Star Wars: Episode VII: The Nerd Rage Awakens
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Re: New Casting and Story Rumors re: EPISODE VII
J.J.: "Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!"
I know I shouldn't laugh, but a 71 year old Harrison Ford getting hurt by the door of the Millennium Falcon is just too funny.
J.J.: "Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!"
Re: New Casting and Story Rumors re: EPISODE VII
Hokey muscles and ancient bones are no match for a container of Tiger Balm at your side, kid.
Hokey muscles and ancient bones are no match for a container of Tiger Balm at your side, kid.
Re: New Casting and Story Rumors re: EPISODE VII
I know I shouldn't laugh, but a 71 year old Harrison Ford getting hurt by the door of the Millennium Falcon is just too funny.
J.J.: "Open the blast doors! Open the blast doors!"
Re: New Casting and Story Rumors re: EPISODE VII
Let me guess. The Sun and the Mirror? I can't see any non-tabloid putting *that* of all things on the front page given what else is going on in the world today.
Let me guess. The Sun and the Mirror? I can't see any non-tabloid putting *that* of all things on the front page given what else is going on in the world today.
Re: New Casting and Story Rumors re: EPISODE VII
I guess this will be similar to when he was injured during the filming of Temple of Doom in 1983 when he wrenched his back riding that elephant and needed surgery. He's not the main star of Episode VII so they can film plenty of stuff while he recovers, but this will probably delay the completion of the film a few months.
I guess this will be similar to when he was injured during the filming of Temple of Doom in 1983 when he wrenched his back riding that elephant and needed surgery. He's not the main star of Episode VII so they can film plenty of stuff while he recovers, but this will probably delay the completion of the film a few months.
Re: New Casting and Story Rumors re: EPISODE VII
I guess they could film cockpit scenes, but anything showing him on his feet will have to wait.
I guess they could film cockpit scenes, but anything showing him on his feet will have to wait.
Re: New Casting and Story Rumors re: EPISODE VII
They could write his ankle fracture into the script too. Stockard Channing, playing Abagail Bartlet on the West Wing in real life injured her foot while hiking - they wrote the accident into the script on the West Wing, having the First Lady have a skiing accident.
They could write his ankle fracture into the script too. Stockard Channing, playing Abagail Bartlet on the West Wing in real life injured her foot while hiking - they wrote the accident into the script on the West Wing, having the First Lady have a skiing accident.
Re: New Casting and Story Rumors re: EPISODE VII
Why didn't Joker Jester Abrams personally check the garage door himself to make sure it was safe and wouldn't hurt anyone before even letting The Harrison Ford get a look at the thing? The man has proven he cares nothing about his cast, and by extension the movie, the franchise and most importantly its fans.
We have all the proof we need now to know that Episode VII will suck! It will be a steaming pile of Bantha poo-doo which will rape our childhoods. I have lost all faith in Disney and humanity.
Why didn't Joker Jester Abrams personally check the garage door himself to make sure it was safe and wouldn't hurt anyone before even letting The Harrison Ford get a look at the thing? The man has proven he cares nothing about his cast, and by extension the movie, the franchise and most importantly its fans.
We have all the proof we need now to know that Episode VII will suck! It will be a steaming pile of Bantha poo-doo which will rape our childhoods. I have lost all faith in Disney and humanity.
Re: New Casting and Story Rumors re: EPISODE VII
"We're doomed"
The new's outlets make it sound like he's broken his back or had his foot chopped off.
"We're doomed"
The new's outlets make it sound like he's broken his back or had his foot chopped off.
Re: New Casting and Story Rumors re: EPISODE VII
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Re: New Casting and Story Rumors re: EPISODE VII
Apparently Han never heard of making a stop in the Lanacane system.
Apparently Han never heard of making a stop in the Lanacane system.
