Star Trek's Euphemisms for Sex?

[HIjol]

Be long and prosper

Doing the Captain's chair

 

[HIjol]

Vulcan loin meld: "Open your legs."

yes!

"...my loins to your loins...one loin..."

Ok, sorry...out of character now...you know what I mean!

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Fully functional.

The Riker Maneuver.

(Worf) Satisfying his honor.

Notifying the Mod.

Who wants a Worf 'stache ride?

Riding Worf's ridges.

I imagine the crew of the Enterprise speculating about the intimate grooming habits of fellow crew members by asking, "Do you think she's a Captain or a Number One? Y'know, down there?"

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Today in the 21st century, we have a lot of ways to say one is going to have sex:

Take the skin boat to tuna town
Give the log to the beaver
park the Plymouth into the garage of love
mattress mambo
Give her the old pickle tickle
ride the baloney pony
service the clam
Sweep the chimney

Except for "mattress mambo" (and its variant, "doing the horizontal mambo"), I've never heard any of those. I guess I need to get out more often.

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hh81LMz1sPo[/yt]

 

[sbk1234]

Yup, that's where I got a lot of them!

 

[Silvercrest]

Notifying the Mod.

 

[Jono]

Clean the Jefferies tubes

Attack Pattern Sierra, Echo, X-Ray

Mangy Targ riding

And for all you Ferengi fans, Gold-pressed Latinum glebben

 

[Metryq]

"Your agonizer, please."

 

[2takesfrakes]

This is Innuendo, rather than Euphemism, I know ... but ...
any chance to feast our squinties on Alice Eve is worth it!

 

[Melakon]

I have the sneaking suspicion that OP started all this just to get new pick-up lines to use at conventions.

 

[sbk1234]

Hey, not a bad idea, Comicon is just around the corner.

 

[JesterFace]

Is that a tricorder or are you just happy to see me?

 

[Armored Saint]

She's dressed as a Ferengi woman.

Her moon is really a window to heaven.

Assimilate that!

Say that again and you will man your station yourself.

 

[Vandervecken]

Mr. Moby, ramming speed!

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Notifying the Mod.

 

[HIjol]

"Realigning the coils"

"Crystallization complete"

"Take 'er out"
(doesn't sound too manly to me!...I say we leave it in there...get the job done!)

 

[Armored Saint]

Subcommander Tal's position is under Charvanek's and not only in hierarchy

 

[2takesfrakes]

Bones-Lipper

Golden Sonic Shower

Tea, Earl Grey, Bagging

Imzadi chocolate cream bar

"It's Only A Paper Moon" Pie

Snacking on the Harry Mudd Shrimp

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

...and there it is, a brand new low.

 

[Armored Saint]

Golden Sonic Shower

Ewwww, that's going pon too farr and it's not an euphemism.

 

[ManOnTheWave]

Play Dom Jot, hewmon!